Man I would love someone to hollow my insides out like that…
tessathemurdervilles
Dude- I was watching season two of interview with the vampire yesterday and a character ate an apple like this. She was French. I was like are we going to address this insane way to eat an apple? And then this popped up today.
AuxNimbus

Appropriate-Stop-618
Nothing to clean chef. I’ll be over here for a bit.
daaaaamntam

razor_eve
Monster
Nameless_American
I dunno man I’m not gonna call security outright… but I will if you don’t leave.
Kilroy_420
Oh hey thats common core math, now it makes sense!
It may be the lack of sleep talking. But thanks. I didn’t know I needed to attempt this while listening to dramatic classical music while stoned into oblivion, while my family stares at me like I’m a raging psychopath until this post.
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What sorcery is this!?!
Was this Andy Dufresne’s Apple?
holy FUCK
Ahh, the things we are capable with adderall
Sir…. who hurt you? Do you need a hug? (~°○°)~ lol
https://preview.redd.it/fdajh7tukrxf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ad9296b836b2facda0bccbf3abb880c06d2267
I have now becoming inconsolably disturbed and my night is ruined
Fuckin psycho
I, too, am a very hungry caterpillar.
This is a deeply distressing work of art.
The bong is reaaaady! 🍎💨
I’m concerned…
https://preview.redd.it/mh68jns4mrxf1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00106d20567a8b31142bc80f77556ebc99d2961a
Wait, which part do you put the weed in?
My guy has a profoundly worm-like build
You need a change of therapists.

I hate this but I cant lie i’m also kind of impressed
He fucked that apple, didn’t he?
*Processing gif nc15xv8unrxf1…*
If you aren’t roasting whole spices in your down time, what are you even doing.
https://preview.redd.it/525xafa4orxf1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d417e63f5a976bd4e9c481d50171f94cf02bc88b
who hurt you?
Man I would love someone to hollow my insides out like that…
Dude- I was watching season two of interview with the vampire yesterday and a character ate an apple like this. She was French. I was like are we going to address this insane way to eat an apple? And then this popped up today.

Nothing to clean chef. I’ll be over here for a bit.

Monster
I dunno man I’m not gonna call security outright… but I will if you don’t leave.
Oh hey thats common core math, now it makes sense!

https://preview.redd.it/6hk5ljd3rrxf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7820441fa031283226657c765ff493ca58ffd5
https://preview.redd.it/tni5ms55srxf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ffcd2a6820f27da9fa5740027395537cd303a71
Have I got a recipe for you
https://preview.redd.it/yrssa2gsxrxf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758add041ddbebbcbe6e1b418cbc8971644b3dad
I see we have satan here tonight.
It may be the lack of sleep talking. But thanks. I didn’t know I needed to attempt this while listening to dramatic classical music while stoned into oblivion, while my family stares at me like I’m a raging psychopath until this post.
https://preview.redd.it/7n3qsmaixtxf1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c757648a2501f0f2cfb7f7f5abc3b3ed6b282dce
See you tomorrow chef