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I thought you guys might appreciate my scrambled egg


I thought you guys might appreciate my scrambled egg

by I_am_catcus

34 Comments

  1. GothicaSweetHart

    why did you put cement on your eggs?

  2. Available-Hat1640

    how does it look grey and still moist at the same time

  3. SudhaTheHill

    You can use the leftover to cement a brick wall

  5. Proud_Dance_3342

    I thought it was some ugly oatmeal at first.

  6. Vast-Consequence9412

    You might get a unknown disease from those eggs if you eat them….

  9. MerryBerryMudskipper

    Did you put concrete in instead of milk 🤨

  13. Alaspencils

    Why does it look like that? That’s a rare skill you have

  14. No-Road299

    First image looks like a flipped Antarctica

  19. obmasztirf

    Thumbnail looks like a space photo of an exoplanet.

  21. delano0408

    Bake your egg first and have it become half solid before doing anything with it

  24. Express-Blueberry871

    But WHY IS IT GRAY?!

    Are you secretly a zombie and these are scrambled brains?

  29. quimeygalli

    i thought that was the earth in the first picture

  30. PCmyconaut

    Eggs should file a restraining order against you.

  32. Middle-Tank4944

    how do you even get it to look like that🥹

  34. Kitchen_Upstairs_598

    … what happened to the eggs?