16$ Tomato from the farmers market



by pogo_iscure

31 Comments

  1. DefNotBenShapiro

    I want my potatoes to be grown with video game OST’s

  2. Titleofyursextape

    I recognize the voice. “Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.”

  3. Toreole

    nah thats a bit lmao, no way that is actually real

  4. drakeyboi69

    Did anyone else try to wipe the hair off

  5. AgentSkidMarks

    I know a guy who raises chickens. Nothing special. Just a regular poultry house. He sends a truck full of eggs to a farmer’s market in DC and sells them for $12 a dozen and he sells out the whole truck almost every week. His take is that middle-upper class “city folk” are gullible and will buy anything if its got the right meaningless buzzwords attached to them (“all natural” or “farm-raised”)

  6. MacaroniBadgerCrime

    This is You Suck At Cooking. He’s joking.

  7. redlocomotive

    “hypo-organic” should be the first clue this is satire.

  8. 01101110-01100001

    to be fair add a little pepper and I’d swallow this tomato

  9. Blake-Dreary

    ![gif](giphy|l0HlyDnVdIFmRwUyk|downsized)

  10. GeoCangrejo

    Clearly not a regular viewer of YSAC

  11. Not_A_Crazed_Gunman

    Satire needs to be properly labelled or banned from this sub

  12. Bad_RabbitS

    Do *not* put food on my plate unless it’s been given daily affirmations.

  13. Sr_Nutella

    I saw the cutting board + countertop combo and immediately recognized YSAC. This is satire lmao

  14. jtmonkey

    you suck at cooking is the best cooking youtube channel

  15. purpleblah2

    This is a YouTuber who makes satirical videos

  16. LogicalHoney4689

    How does he read out loud without laughing? They literally came up with everything to justify the tomato price. I wonder if they actually do it or not.

  17. redditoregonuser2254

    Its not a real video. He has a YT channel 

  18. ComicalSans1

    Reddit users try to detect sarcasm challenge number 75649386383

  19. emergency-snaccs

    it’s one tomato, michael. What could it be, sixteen dollars?

  20. JohnathanDepartment

    Posting You Suck At Cooking here is peak “baited”.

  21. Is-abel

    If you’ve never had a naturally grown tomato, you’ve never had a tomato.

    I’ve had some grown by a friend of mine in Greece, and generally speaking I think what I get in the supermarkets in Bulgaria and Spain are better than anything in the UK (God only knows what they get in the US).

    But none of them ever speak fucking affirmations to the plants, or “mimic,” rain???

    Are they collecting the rain water and then manually “raining,” on the tomatoes?

    I’m sure the tomato was amazing… to this guy. Who I can only assume is from… somewhere. Probably the first one he’s had.

  22. lucasadtr

    I’ve been growing my own tomatoes in the back yard and like an idiot I’ve been eating them and now you’re telling me they were worth 16 dollars each.