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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 23
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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 23


u/KarmaKrazi

by F1exican

29 Comments

  1. aaaaaaaaaaaaahaaah

    Im always so excited to see my daily reddit chives!

  6. dari7051

    An honor to be here so early for chive o’clock, honestly.

  8. EddieRadmayne

    They are looking more consistent for sure. Perfect? No. But much improved.

  9. Human_Tonight974

    Never been so early to a chivelord post before lol made it in time to board the plane

  10. Moondoobious

    Chef? Boy do I have some bad news for you…

    But most importantly, this is probably the best looking example that you’ve presented us. I’d say you’ll have our approval in about another 12 to 15 years.

  11. Biscuit_risk_assesor

    Somewhere a chef is looking at the order list and yelling “How in the fuck are we out of chives again?”

  12. Ilovefallaboveall

    This is a really good batch! Not perfect, but you did good chef!

  14. crastin8ing

    OP you are getting so mfing good at this fr tho

  15. DrMetasin

    Haha this is the earliest I’ve been to one of these, I even beat the airplane guy!

  16. chickpeahummus

    Wait until we find out OP actually has a job cutting chives and never will stop. The joke is on us waiting for an end that will never come.

  20. SkavenSlayer5000

    Despite all the critique, I have no doubt whatsoever that OP can cut chives 10X better at least than 75% of people who say “see you tomorrow chef”. Great job, keep it up!

  21. supernanodragon

    These have me almost as excited as the 365 days of grilled cheese in r/grilledcheese last year

  24. wrestlegirl

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAY 23

    That’s 23 days of an actual and statistical tiny minority of people, many of them not even active participants of this subreddit, trying their damnedest to stop people from having fun.

    Because that’s what it comes down to. It’s a numbers thing for me. I don’t care either way, but every metric from upvote ratio to front page percentage to comment removals to basic stuff like positive to negative comment ratio all overwhelmingly point to a huge, throbbing majority loving the hell out of this chive saga.

    Y’all are positively turgid with chive love.

    So the chives will continue. The community has put their keys in the punchbowl and made their desires known.

    Let’s fucking chive, baby.

    https://preview.redd.it/ijwu5ua794yf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75867b0e09640d5a6199723929d9ad12f860fa36

  28. Medical_Amount290

    I’m here from r/all, and this daily chive saga makes me smile