I just learned about Rhode Island Pizza and we would like a word with you…..

by Djxgam1ng

28 Comments

  1. PeaTasty9184

    Some kind of a deep dish tomato pie? What’s the issue?

  2. Beardimus-Prime

    “What if I slammed my dick in a car door?” -Rhode Island

  3. bradymonty95

    The presentation’s weird, but I think of it like breadsticks with the marinara smothered on top rather than as a dip.

    I’m abstaining from this vote.

  4. I live in RI after growing up in the NYC suburbs (and all it’s pizza glory) and let me tell you these people are delusional.

    Also, an important fact that may not be clear in the picture is that it’s served cold or at room temperature, usually a few days old.

  5. Nervous-Nerve-967

    I don’t know what that is, but it instantly made me hungry.

  6. SoloDeath1

    Seems fine tbh, especially compared to some of the eldritch abominations masquerading as pizza that get posted get.

  7. hatecriminal

    The reason Rhode Island is its own state is because no one else wants it.

  8. humourlessIrish

    Being chronically dull and uninspired is terrible but not really a crime

  9. Lost_But-Seeking

    So it’s functionally breadsticks and marinara? I’m a little torn, I see nothing wrong conceptually, and definition of “pizza” has grown so nebulous. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but if someone said “Hey, I’m ordering a pie,” I think I’d be a bit disappointed if this is what turned up, but I’d still eat it. I’d say it’s a pizza misdemeanor.

  10. ItchyTheDog

    From Mass but lived in Rhody for a long time. This threw me at first, but came to love it. The focus IS the sauce. Depetrillos, I miss you 🥰

  11. cfigueira1

    If you eat pizza, you would eat this. It hits.

  12. MrRITCHEY

    It’s typically called “party pizza” and that’s exactly what it is. It’s meant for sitting out on a food table and being picked at over a long event. Or being thrown in a cooler for the beach. The crust is chewy and the sauce thick. It’s delicious. I routinely grab a couple boxes to bring home (west) when I’m in RI because my kids love it

  13. OGdirty1Kanobi

    What am I looking at? Sauce but no cheese? Sauce on top of cheese?

  14. Triceropotamus

    Rhode Island also has something called New York System Weiners, and idk, but I think that’d be a pretty good band name for like a Post-punk band or something.

  15. gimmeecoffee420

    I dont believe ANY of you weirdos trying to defend *this*.. I truly feel like yall are straight up demons sent by the devil to try and convince us mortals that THIS is somehow “Pizza” and also “good”. Its like someone started to make School Cafeteria Pizza and then just gave up halfway through?

    I will die on this hill.

  16. Unhappy_Hat_2593

    I live near Philadelphia and tomato pie is great!! Corpollese is the best.

  17. Trekgiant8018

    Having suffered through it, I am in favor of capital punishment…for the pizza.

  18. Wild-Lychee-3312

    If it doesn’t have cheese then it isn’t pizza.

    End of story.

  19. Prince_Breakfast

    I don’t know about Rhode Island’s version of this but a similar creation, a Philadelphia tomato pie, is lovely.

  20. DrMantisToboggan45

    I tried one a few weeks ago, it was okay, not enough sauce tho and the crust was almost like a cracker. Flavor was good tho

  21. LazyOldCat

    No cheese, not pizza (this isn’t ’Napoli’).

  22. FoxAutomatic8459

    Pizza strips come from bakery’s and typically served at parties. They don’t come from pizza shops. There is also normal pizza in RI. I love pizza strips,especially the corners.

  23. FaerieMachinist

    Nope, RI is no longer a state, congratulations Puerto Rico (we’re trying to save money on flags).

  24. NerdyBirdyAZ

    i mean it’s not different than dunking bread sticks in marinara sauce. so yeah, i would eat this