I just learned about Rhode Island Pizza and we would like a word with you…..
I just learned about Rhode Island Pizza and we would like a word with you…..
by Djxgam1ng
28 Comments
PeaTasty9184
Some kind of a deep dish tomato pie? What’s the issue?
SlideItIn100
It looks awful and tastes great!
Beardimus-Prime
“What if I slammed my dick in a car door?” -Rhode Island
bradymonty95
The presentation’s weird, but I think of it like breadsticks with the marinara smothered on top rather than as a dip.
I’m abstaining from this vote.
NYG140
I live in RI after growing up in the NYC suburbs (and all it’s pizza glory) and let me tell you these people are delusional.
Also, an important fact that may not be clear in the picture is that it’s served cold or at room temperature, usually a few days old.
MeatballUser
Looks good to me, not guilty
Nervous-Nerve-967
I don’t know what that is, but it instantly made me hungry.
SoloDeath1
Seems fine tbh, especially compared to some of the eldritch abominations masquerading as pizza that get posted get.
hatecriminal
The reason Rhode Island is its own state is because no one else wants it.
humourlessIrish
Being chronically dull and uninspired is terrible but not really a crime
Lost_But-Seeking
So it’s functionally breadsticks and marinara? I’m a little torn, I see nothing wrong conceptually, and definition of “pizza” has grown so nebulous. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but if someone said “Hey, I’m ordering a pie,” I think I’d be a bit disappointed if this is what turned up, but I’d still eat it. I’d say it’s a pizza misdemeanor.
MrRITCHEY
It’s delicious. Fight me
ItchyTheDog
From Mass but lived in Rhody for a long time. This threw me at first, but came to love it. The focus IS the sauce. Depetrillos, I miss you 🥰
cfigueira1
If you eat pizza, you would eat this. It hits.
MrRITCHEY
It’s typically called “party pizza” and that’s exactly what it is. It’s meant for sitting out on a food table and being picked at over a long event. Or being thrown in a cooler for the beach. The crust is chewy and the sauce thick. It’s delicious. I routinely grab a couple boxes to bring home (west) when I’m in RI because my kids love it
OGdirty1Kanobi
What am I looking at? Sauce but no cheese? Sauce on top of cheese?
Triceropotamus
Rhode Island also has something called New York System Weiners, and idk, but I think that’d be a pretty good band name for like a Post-punk band or something.
gimmeecoffee420
I dont believe ANY of you weirdos trying to defend *this*.. I truly feel like yall are straight up demons sent by the devil to try and convince us mortals that THIS is somehow “Pizza” and also “good”. Its like someone started to make School Cafeteria Pizza and then just gave up halfway through?
I will die on this hill.
Unhappy_Hat_2593
I live near Philadelphia and tomato pie is great!! Corpollese is the best.
Trekgiant8018
Having suffered through it, I am in favor of capital punishment…for the pizza.
TheCacklingCreep
You mean a tomato pie???
Wild-Lychee-3312
If it doesn’t have cheese then it isn’t pizza.
End of story.
Prince_Breakfast
I don’t know about Rhode Island’s version of this but a similar creation, a Philadelphia tomato pie, is lovely.
DrMantisToboggan45
I tried one a few weeks ago, it was okay, not enough sauce tho and the crust was almost like a cracker. Flavor was good tho
LazyOldCat
No cheese, not pizza (this isn’t ’Napoli’).
FoxAutomatic8459
Pizza strips come from bakery’s and typically served at parties. They don’t come from pizza shops. There is also normal pizza in RI. I love pizza strips,especially the corners.
FaerieMachinist
Nope, RI is no longer a state, congratulations Puerto Rico (we’re trying to save money on flags).
NerdyBirdyAZ
i mean it’s not different than dunking bread sticks in marinara sauce. so yeah, i would eat this
28 Comments
Some kind of a deep dish tomato pie? What’s the issue?
It looks awful and tastes great!
“What if I slammed my dick in a car door?” -Rhode Island
The presentation’s weird, but I think of it like breadsticks with the marinara smothered on top rather than as a dip.
I’m abstaining from this vote.
I live in RI after growing up in the NYC suburbs (and all it’s pizza glory) and let me tell you these people are delusional.
Also, an important fact that may not be clear in the picture is that it’s served cold or at room temperature, usually a few days old.
Looks good to me, not guilty
I don’t know what that is, but it instantly made me hungry.
Seems fine tbh, especially compared to some of the eldritch abominations masquerading as pizza that get posted get.
The reason Rhode Island is its own state is because no one else wants it.
Being chronically dull and uninspired is terrible but not really a crime
So it’s functionally breadsticks and marinara? I’m a little torn, I see nothing wrong conceptually, and definition of “pizza” has grown so nebulous. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but if someone said “Hey, I’m ordering a pie,” I think I’d be a bit disappointed if this is what turned up, but I’d still eat it. I’d say it’s a pizza misdemeanor.
It’s delicious. Fight me
From Mass but lived in Rhody for a long time. This threw me at first, but came to love it. The focus IS the sauce. Depetrillos, I miss you 🥰
If you eat pizza, you would eat this. It hits.
It’s typically called “party pizza” and that’s exactly what it is. It’s meant for sitting out on a food table and being picked at over a long event. Or being thrown in a cooler for the beach. The crust is chewy and the sauce thick. It’s delicious. I routinely grab a couple boxes to bring home (west) when I’m in RI because my kids love it
What am I looking at? Sauce but no cheese? Sauce on top of cheese?
Rhode Island also has something called New York System Weiners, and idk, but I think that’d be a pretty good band name for like a Post-punk band or something.
I dont believe ANY of you weirdos trying to defend *this*.. I truly feel like yall are straight up demons sent by the devil to try and convince us mortals that THIS is somehow “Pizza” and also “good”. Its like someone started to make School Cafeteria Pizza and then just gave up halfway through?
I will die on this hill.
I live near Philadelphia and tomato pie is great!! Corpollese is the best.
Having suffered through it, I am in favor of capital punishment…for the pizza.
You mean a tomato pie???
If it doesn’t have cheese then it isn’t pizza.
End of story.
I don’t know about Rhode Island’s version of this but a similar creation, a Philadelphia tomato pie, is lovely.
I tried one a few weeks ago, it was okay, not enough sauce tho and the crust was almost like a cracker. Flavor was good tho
No cheese, not pizza (this isn’t ’Napoli’).
Pizza strips come from bakery’s and typically served at parties. They don’t come from pizza shops. There is also normal pizza in RI. I love pizza strips,especially the corners.
Nope, RI is no longer a state, congratulations Puerto Rico (we’re trying to save money on flags).
i mean it’s not different than dunking bread sticks in marinara sauce. so yeah, i would eat this