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I did it! I have crafted the world’s least-appetising pie
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I did it! I have crafted the world’s least-appetising pie


Rat stargazy pie to take to tonight’s Halloween party, at which I shall be dressed as a plague doctor. (Pics before and after baking)

by MorningSquare5882

49 Comments

  1. AloneFirefighter7130

    Chapeau. This is dedication… and so cool tbh

  2. CloudyNeptune

    This is cursed, why does it look like there are rats melted inside the pie?? I’m appalled, great job OP.

  4. 0dd_Research

    Jokes on you, I like shi like that.

  5. ChampionshipNo5707

    Yes! I agree. Take my upvote!

  6. achickenugget

    I thought those were rocks for a second lol

  8. Fluffy_Muffins_415

    Awwww, I think the pie is adorable. You did a great job on it

  9. EllaMcWho

    Diwhyyyyyyyyyy – good job achieving your goal

  10. yr-favorite-hedonist

    Idk about shitty tbh, it takes real skill to make something like this! So cool

  11. Investoid

    Amazing. This is pretty close to the revulsion I got from the other poster who submitted the “catlitter cake”

  12. jordanundead

    Before the bake, I thought your rats were hippos.

  13. Inevitable-Theme-431

    Looks like baby sting rays and worms… and is there mushrooms in the pie??

  14. ughlyy

    r/rats will get a hoot and a holler out of this

  16. SMTRodent

    That is so cute! I would be all over that!

  17. jeffnorris

    Great job now I’m scared 9f my food 🤣😂

  19. Forward-Pin-6069

    This is so cute and cool honestly 

  22. AmazingMrSaturn

    ‘And when the pie was opened, the rats began to squeek. Now wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before a geek?’

  24. SmolBeanAmina

    okay first i have to mention that this is amazing 😭🙏 good job op!! second. what is in the pie? and what are the rats made of?? i’m so curious (edit: nvm just googled what stargazy pie is, but still curious about the rats)

  25. boogs_23

    Looks like something straight out of the Wednesday tv show. Nice job.

  26. E-werd

    That’s very unappetizing, which happened to be your goal. I hope it tastes good out of spite! Nice work!

  27. Boinkanator

    I was skeptical of this belonging here as it was created intentionally to look unappetizing. After further review this is indeed shitty food and I wouldn’t eat this shit. What the fuck is wrong with you op

  30. -perspicacious_

    Those rats look really good! I’m impressed.

  31. beastlyart

    Horrific! Before I realized what the designs were, my first thoughts were “… why are there grey lumps, they look like dead mice” so already a win! I would love to see this at a Halloween party. Are the rat heads filled with anything or is it just dough?

  32. ProperExchange5110

    I wanna barf. We caught two rats in traps last night and it looks like you used them. 😫 😆

  33. ColdPorkChop

    This feels like it should be crossposted to r/RATS

  35. FantasticMouse7875

    I thought this was just British food at first.

  36. udumslut

    I love this! What are the rat heads and worms/tails (?) made out of? Just pastry dough?

  37. takemeawayimdone2

    I love rats normally, but your ones tails are grossing me out! Well done OP.

  38. Brynhild

    I know the concept was supposed to be dead rats baked as a pie but it looks more like two naughty rats got into a pie and are having the meal of their lives. The 2nd pic is so cute to me

  39. Cholinergia

    I see mushrooms. Real rats would be preferable.

    Nice job.

  40. Narrow-Stranger6864

    ![gif](giphy|dCZ5TE46FMOc)

    “The worst pies in London” 🎶

  45. MisterNefarious

    This is amazing and you should be commended for your efforts

  46. Sea-Independent-726

    This is so cute will you make me one?

  48. KindaKrayz222

    What’s in the pie? Are the rats dough? Too cool!

  49. LilArtsyCreature

    ![gif](giphy|gOH54eiriYIwM)

    I’d dig in. What a fun pie and party it sounds like it’ll be! : D