Is anybody handing out slices for parents tonight? Pizza plans? A bowl of garlic knots on the porch?

by ZachGeorge

12 Comments

  1. SpyDiego

    I wanna live in a community where this would be accepted

  2. JoeyJabroni

    Every year I have the urge to set my Ooni up in the driveway with a few boxes of prepared dough and some good Halloween music playing. Every year I talk myself out of it lol.

  3. No_Assumption2707

    It can be hard to trust people these days too. I honestly wouldn’t let my kid eat it not knowing the people.

  4. BluDragn77

    Fuck the poor trick or treating vampires i guess

  5. fishmilquetoast

    Pizzas with toppings arranged like jack o lantern faces

  6. Pizza_For_Days

    As one of the rare kids who was not a big candy/chocolate fan growing up, seeing a bowl of garlic knots on Halloween would have been like my dream trick or treating house lol.

    If I found a house that served me fresh homemade garlic knots, I’d have been trying to befriend someone in that family.

  7. Brewmeiser

    I have to admit, as someone who returns their shopping cart every time, has not cut in a line since elementary school, and always abides by the 1 candy per kid rule when a bowl is left out for Halloween, I don’t think my carb-loving conscience could pass this kind of a test.

  8. thisisnotme78721

    i think I’m going to put out a crockpot of hot dogs wuth buns, mustard, ketchup and onions