Went out of town to visit my parents and roommate committed this crime
Went out of town to visit my parents and roommate committed this crime
by CottonCandyMon
40 Comments
thatisnotmyknob
I feel like this might work with sandwich slice pickles.
I_Seen_Some_Stuff
What in the gherkins?!
FrequentCommission13
Okay hear me out..
figbott
Maximum sentence. No possibility of parole. Throw away the key.
TrixIx
With red sauce and no ham? Straight to jail.
Standard-Arachnid411
Never leave this person unsupervised
Repulsive_Tie_7941
Let me help destroy the evidence.
iglootyler
Feels german
GrippySockAficionado
As an eternal hater of pickles I think your friend should be immediately imprisoned for life. No parole.
Excellent_Injury1241
No cheese? Then it is not a pizza. Innocent on a technicality.
dankfor20
Pickles on pizza is fine but they need to be sliced as chips. The barely cooked red onion and god knows what is underneath it all finds this person guilty.
Light_of_the_Star
The truth is that you could put anything on a pizza…as long as you like the toppings lol.
I think they used gherkins but my fave pickle is the even tinier cornichon 🥰
Street-Albatross6808
I dunno, throw some sausage on there and that’s a party
Infamous_Lech
Quit jerkin my gherkin.
Old_Barnacle7777
Just calling this the Cthulhu pizza.
Professional-Chef-32
Justifiable 30 day notice.
Sorenduscai
I’d eat properly sliced pickles and onions on a pizza, yeah. But as this stands? Guilty. Misdemeanor
I would but i prefer to eat my pickles between slices of pizza rather than on. Would 100% demolish this though.
Asleep_Pressure_2882
I would, but less pickles
Brave-Secretary2484
There is no discernible cheese.
Is your friend, by any chance, an eighth month pregnant lady? This is the only way the onion pickle pie makes any sense.
KittiesRule1968
Slug pizza?
anfrind
H. R. Giger pizza.
Old-Distribution-958
Guilty as charged. What the hell is this 😭
TypicalAd7612
I think you missed a spot that’s unpickled
Limp_Marionberry_24
Really… Really…loves cornichons huh ???? 😉
Mal-De-Terre
Innocent by reason of being stoned.
pricklypear90
It’s the all those raw red onion that elevates this to a criminal offense
Frostsorrow
If the pickles where sliced or diced this would probably work. But whole pickle? That pizza is going to be stupidly soggy.
tiffany_says_this
Those look like wickles dirty dills aka worlds best pickles
Obvious_Pie_6362
I wouldnt mind deep fried pixkles on a pizza. But eww
Flat_Independent_62
It looks like an abstract painting
Black_Cringe
Okay but they commited so hard to it that I would try it. Just because something seems like it wouldn’t work, doesn’t mean it won’t. Like, I love pineapple on pizza and i’m convinced everyone who says they hate it is just trying to fit in and won’t even give it a chance. But whatever, more for me.
40 Comments
I feel like this might work with sandwich slice pickles.
What in the gherkins?!
Okay hear me out..
Maximum sentence. No possibility of parole. Throw away the key.
With red sauce and no ham? Straight to jail.
Never leave this person unsupervised
Let me help destroy the evidence.
Feels german
As an eternal hater of pickles I think your friend should be immediately imprisoned for life. No parole.
No cheese? Then it is not a pizza. Innocent on a technicality.
Pickles on pizza is fine but they need to be sliced as chips. The barely cooked red onion and god knows what is underneath it all finds this person guilty.
The truth is that you could put anything on a pizza…as long as you like the toppings lol.
I think they used gherkins but my fave pickle is the even tinier cornichon 🥰
I dunno, throw some sausage on there and that’s a party
Quit jerkin my gherkin.
Just calling this the Cthulhu pizza.
Justifiable 30 day notice.
I’d eat properly sliced pickles and onions on a pizza, yeah. But as this stands? Guilty. Misdemeanor
Not a crime. Or crime is now delicious.
That looks good as hell ngl
I love pickles. But idk if this is the move lmao
Looks killer tbh. Just needs chicken or smth
That vile concoction is a crime against humanity.
I approve. Definitely not crime.
Would
https://preview.redd.it/kogjv9c20qyf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3875f9473457d18ebc1e2c96d8e14dc6ee7a1660
If you zoom in real close, it’s still gross.
Is the sauce A1??
I would but i prefer to eat my pickles between slices of pizza rather than on. Would 100% demolish this though.
I would, but less pickles
There is no discernible cheese.
Is your friend, by any chance, an eighth month pregnant lady? This is the only way the onion pickle pie makes any sense.
Slug pizza?
H. R. Giger pizza.
Guilty as charged. What the hell is this 😭
I think you missed a spot that’s unpickled
Really… Really…loves cornichons huh ???? 😉
Innocent by reason of being stoned.
It’s the all those raw red onion that elevates this to a criminal offense
If the pickles where sliced or diced this would probably work. But whole pickle? That pizza is going to be stupidly soggy.
Those look like wickles dirty dills aka worlds best pickles
I wouldnt mind deep fried pixkles on a pizza. But eww
It looks like an abstract painting
Okay but they commited so hard to it that I would try it. Just because something seems like it wouldn’t work, doesn’t mean it won’t. Like, I love pineapple on pizza and i’m convinced everyone who says they hate it is just trying to fit in and won’t even give it a chance. But whatever, more for me.
