This monster is salami,tomato, pickles, Russian salad, mashed potatoes Mayo on slice of pizza

by which_of_the_iron

39 Comments

  1. Flavius_16

    Did you just put salad olivier on that pizza? I demand an apology on behalf of the Russians.

  2. kldaddy1776

    Cops need to be involved in this

  3. Dannboye

    i hope all floors you walk on turn into scattered lego pieces

  4. Paganmillennial

    What in the seven hells am I looking at?

  5. TheGardenBlinked

    I think you need to apologise to people who can see

  6. Gullible_Flow2693

    Im so hungry right now 😫

  7. cosmicspider31

    Dude just use the rest of the plate wtf. I know it all winds up together in our stomach but no reason for it to start like that!!!

  8. jeancv8

    Grounds for another mass extinction.

  9. TraditionAcademic968

    You’re breakin my balls ova here

  10. maximusprime2328

    I do not believe in the death penalty, but this… This makes me reconsider that

  11. RoosterzX

    Its bird, it’s a plane, it’s food poisoning!

  12. Left_Twix_2112

    ![gif](giphy|LnQo5fFiBElv7rK2Wq|downsized)

  13. It’s disgusting at the highest level that could taste good. I don’t know what to say

  14. whichwitchwhere

    Speaking as someone with no connection at all to Italy: for such an atrocity, there can be no forgiveness.

  15. Ok_Mathematician2843

    Damn man you offended Brazilians with this one too

  16. AdParking6483

    …on the other hand, this is what I like to see in this subreddit, not those same 3 content creators rage baiting constantly

  17. After eatijg cream cheese and peach yogurt, the slice of pizza ate itself, puked itself on itself, and tried to serve itself to you.

  18. exotic_floral_tea

    Apologize again

    ![gif](giphy|Kd4eyx8RzYJou6ULey)

  19. FailedHumanEqualsMod

    Nah fuck them. I’m sick of them gatekeeping food they have no real claim to.

    And Italian pizza sucks

  20. Maximum-Appeal9256

    i’m totally sober and not at all pregnant or anything rn and this looks good i’m sorry