But like, why? Does it help it cook faster or something?
Comprehensive_Ad6598
As a celiac this pisses me off. Why the fuck would you use gluten like that? It’s a literal waste of good flour. It’s a waste of good gluten 😩
DanTheAdequate
Calzon’t.
LazyPainterCat
Just get a calzone…..
wizardrous
World’s biggest ravioli.
Infinite_Escape9683
My favorite part of a thin-crust pizza is where the crust bubbles up and gets flaky, so this could be really good.
y4mat3
Why the fuck would you want a steamed pizza
SoberSith_Sanguinity
I’d try it. Flakiness is fun.
Ladams19
The thing is, I love the browned edges of the cheese. This just looks steam cooked. The browned or slightly burned cheese is the best part. You get none of that with this.
penguinbiscotti
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALLOON!
XDDDSOFUNNEH
Would absolutely destroy this. Just flip it all into layers baby
IllustriousIce3089
Shite
Additional-Shower342
Dime store Hideo Kojima right here…
Fluid-Row8573
Imagine filling that with farts
monstroquevua
Eu odeio demais essa música.
7stroke
Steamed pizza
Muted_Masterpiece535
This has been posted numerous times but some reason I am just mesmerized by how they make it, so I watch it every time.
Ooze3d
At least he didn’t blow on it himself… like I’ve seen others do
lordpuddingcup
Fucking why
Why is the crust flaky
Why do you want to steam the fucking toppings
Why is it so fucking big
Why cut it just to shove the flaky pastry crust down on the steamed toppings
Why
Affectionate_Law1287
Steam pile of pizza innards
907499141
It looks tasty
t3h_KiNgKoNg
But… Why…
scaredy-cat95
I’d eat it 🤷🏼♀️
Metaboschism
Take it back I’m not paying for that
TraditionalTip1440
If I’d see Kojima bringing me some air pizza, I wouldn’t ask any questions that’s for sure.
doa70
I had that same foot pump in 1982. It definitely wasn’t meant for using near food.
Less-Damage-1202
The calOzone!
*Gravitational pull & magnetic poles not included
Educational-Year3146
I don’t think this classifies as a stupid food tbh.
Just a different cooking method.
Idk what the air pocket does for the pizza, but there is probably *a* reason to do it.
Or perhaps it’s just presentation, I dunno.
If it’s like <$25 I feel its fine.
graupeltuls
Me at first…well calzones are good. I like calz….oh no. Why is there air. Oh so it is like a pizza shelter to ruin the pizza. K.
Veritas_Vanitatum
Calzone from Temu
tocompose
Steamed/boiled filling because of the steam done. No thanks not for me at all
supified
This is the least stupid food I’ve ever seen on this site. It legit looks pretty good, and Japanese portions are generally smaller than western, another factor I don’t hate.
60_hurts
Y’know, I was just having a pizza the other night and thinking, “Yeah, this is pretty good, but the cheese and other toppings are too BROWNED, and CRISPY, and FLAVORFUL. Cursed Maillard reactions! If only there was a way to have steamed pizza instead!”
CaregiverLive2644
Calzone!
Alceasummer
So… instead of getting the browned top on the cheese and other toppings, you get steamed pizza toppings covered by a crumbled, ultra-thin crust that someone poured oil on?
This looks like a worse and more complicated version of a calzone actually. So not even a pizza.
amateurviking
Shoulda brushed the evoo on before it went in the oven, but otherwise I’d enjoy it.
Dangerous_Theory_924
We just keep thinking up new ways to be stupid this is ridiculous
Apprehensive-Art1279
Can we just focus on making food actually taste good and not worry about doing something ridiculous to look cool?
Paraxom
Know what, ill give them credit for using a pump to inflate the dough, last time I saw one of these posted the chef blew into a straw to inflate it.
KillCall
That is a horrendous way to slice it.
Lumpy-Yam-4584
That will be €54.99, Grazie
“Hey, Guiseppe! Ho truffato un altro stupido turista!”
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Dafawk
But like, why? Does it help it cook faster or something?
As a celiac this pisses me off. Why the fuck would you use gluten like that? It’s a literal waste of good flour. It’s a waste of good gluten 😩
Calzon’t.
Just get a calzone…..
World’s biggest ravioli.
My favorite part of a thin-crust pizza is where the crust bubbles up and gets flaky, so this could be really good.
Why the fuck would you want a steamed pizza
I’d try it. Flakiness is fun.
The thing is, I love the browned edges of the cheese. This just looks steam cooked. The browned or slightly burned cheese is the best part. You get none of that with this.
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALLOON!
Would absolutely destroy this. Just flip it all into layers baby
Shite
Dime store Hideo Kojima right here…
Imagine filling that with farts
Eu odeio demais essa música.
Steamed pizza
This has been posted numerous times but some reason I am just mesmerized by how they make it, so I watch it every time.
At least he didn’t blow on it himself… like I’ve seen others do
Fucking why
Why is the crust flaky
Why do you want to steam the fucking toppings
Why is it so fucking big
Why cut it just to shove the flaky pastry crust down on the steamed toppings
Why
Steam pile of pizza innards
It looks tasty
But… Why…
I’d eat it 🤷🏼♀️
Take it back I’m not paying for that
If I’d see Kojima bringing me some air pizza, I wouldn’t ask any questions that’s for sure.
I had that same foot pump in 1982. It definitely wasn’t meant for using near food.
The calOzone!
*Gravitational pull & magnetic poles not included
I don’t think this classifies as a stupid food tbh.
Just a different cooking method.
Idk what the air pocket does for the pizza, but there is probably *a* reason to do it.
Or perhaps it’s just presentation, I dunno.
If it’s like <$25 I feel its fine.
Me at first…well calzones are good. I like calz….oh no. Why is there air. Oh so it is like a pizza shelter to ruin the pizza. K.
Calzone from Temu
Steamed/boiled filling because of the steam done. No thanks not for me at all
This is the least stupid food I’ve ever seen on this site. It legit looks pretty good, and Japanese portions are generally smaller than western, another factor I don’t hate.
Y’know, I was just having a pizza the other night and thinking, “Yeah, this is pretty good, but the cheese and other toppings are too BROWNED, and CRISPY, and FLAVORFUL. Cursed Maillard reactions! If only there was a way to have steamed pizza instead!”
Calzone!
So… instead of getting the browned top on the cheese and other toppings, you get steamed pizza toppings covered by a crumbled, ultra-thin crust that someone poured oil on?
This looks like a worse and more complicated version of a calzone actually. So not even a pizza.
Shoulda brushed the evoo on before it went in the oven, but otherwise I’d enjoy it.
We just keep thinking up new ways to be stupid this is ridiculous
Can we just focus on making food actually taste good and not worry about doing something ridiculous to look cool?
Know what, ill give them credit for using a pump to inflate the dough, last time I saw one of these posted the chef blew into a straw to inflate it.
That is a horrendous way to slice it.
That will be €54.99, Grazie
“Hey, Guiseppe! Ho truffato un altro stupido turista!”