Good luck holding it…



by theliquidsw0rd

40 Comments

  1. wizardrous

    Dumbest one of these burgers I’ve seen yet.

  2. NavyDragons

    smashed out 90% of the juices and then the inside is raw.

  3. scarletisinsane

    I always admire the dedication that these people have to ensure that the burgers are consistently bleeding raw

  4. No-Chemistry-7802

    What amazes me is when places like this go out of business, the owners wonder what they did wrong

  5. no veggies, three layers, covered in cheese, mostly raw. This is just a sloppy mess that gives you intense heartburn immediately.

  6. incandescence14

    Does this guy know mayo is not a seasoning?

  7. PissNBiscuits

    Why do they always use such a soft, almost seductive way of placing the food on things?

  8. Jaded-Coffee-8126

    Look I’ll eat a rare burger no questions asked, but something about literally seeing pink on the outside makes me worried.

  9. unbalancedcheckbook

    could have been good, but why raw? And why cover the outside in cheese?

  10. I mean it’s a bit big but it doesn’t seem impossible to- ***OH***.

  11. esande2333

    I would rather dip it in the cheese sauce rather than smother it…but I’d still smash it

  12. StupendousMalice

    yum, a big log of unseasoned meatloaf covered in mayo and squished between two sliced of bread and covered in cheeze wiz. lucky you.

  13. Michaeli_Starky

    I don’t care for holding it. Just let me smash it

  14. BildoWarrior6

    I’m just going to assume that the yellow stuff is banana pudding. I mean, would that really make it any dumber?

  15. Good-Papaya8200

    It started off very professionally, even though you never flatten patties that much, then you wouldn’t need to mince them… but from then on, things went downhill… 1… 2… 3… and even more patties??? What’s the point of all this… the rest of them probably just poured sauce all over everyone’s buns… that was probably the end of the line for everyone.

  16. HighBrowLoFi

    Inside is raw, outside looks like a dry-ass crab cake. What a travesty

  17. OG-Giligadi

    I’ll have the “Attempted Murder” please, with extra mayonnaise.

  18. Truthcraze

    When you say it’s raw and you would never eat it, can you include where you live?

    This burger looks like a medium rare, which is what I personally want in a burger. Except for the cheese sauce and lack of lettuce and tomato and onion and having one too many patties.

    Other than that, perfect.

    Pennsylvania, USA

  19. ghettoccult_nerd

    those burgers look dry as shit. liquidy cheese, dry ass burger. cows across the world are feeling disrespected.

  20. Horror_Solution1945

    I like comfort food but this is disturbing. I’m uncomfortable.

  21. …Before this video started, I thought it was being put into an espresso machine.

  22. slaveshipoffailure

    Lord forbid they put a bit of lettuce in there.

  23. StripesTheBoar

    Was like “okay, not *that* bad” and then the fucking cheese bomb came

  24. Kurovi_dev

    When ground beef is that raw, the numbers start working in favor of food poisoning. You can maybe eat a burger like this a few times without getting violently ill, but it’s a matter of time and not much time.

    Had a coworker whose husband decided to make their hamburgers like this. Violently ill for two days and they had to share a bathroom. Said it was the sickest she’s ever been, and she was a cancer survivor.

  25. Here is my list of issues

    1. He made perfectly round patties, then squashed them into irregular shapes

    2. he was too cowardly to put all 4 into a single burger, single patty would not have been dumb but only 2 shows a lack of commitment.

    3. drowned in cheese sauce.

    4. he only had a single type of burger sauce, why didnt he just use 2 different ones and why no salat? this is some lazy stupid food

  26. Why do they always do a cheese bukkake at the end???

  27. Limp_Marionberry_24

    Asking for serious Food Poisoning there..
    undercooked AF..
    I’m all for med rare steaks and have adventurous tastes… But raw meat is a Negative to my anything

  28. myaudiobliss

    I’m so sick of people putting Vivaldi’s 4 Seasons “Winter” on these videos. You are not Chef’s Table. You’re making a radically undercooked yet burnt burger, using a brioche bun that’s somehow not toasted and charred at the same time, adding a stupid amount of mayo, forgetting to add anything fresh and actually flavorful and dousing the whole abomination in the most god awful crime against cheeseburgers since McDonald’s.

    Go fuck yourself.