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“I can’t hit my protein intake”


“I can’t hit my protein intake”

by Waxmurderer

25 Comments

  1. I_might_be_weasel

    That is a huge waste of cocktail sausages.

  2. OGBRedditThrowaway

    You can hit your protein targets without eating enough sodium to give a blue whale a coronary.

  3. theonlyotaku21

    “20 bombo bloodclat pooseywagon cocktail sausage”

  5. dreampuff

    Please tell me they aren’t maple flavored 🍁

  6. ara_vhenan

    cat poop doesn’t have the protein you think it does

  7. DesertVulpine17

    I know damn well you were drunk as shit when you did this lmao or otherwise inebriated. Absolutely no one who’s actually concerned with protein does* this, an actual rotisserie chicken would be cheaper.

    Great ragebait title though

  8. Naive-Musician2006

    So let’s eat a whole bag of frozen mini sausages and hope to not have a heart attack in the near future. Good luck soldier 🫡

  9. EmergencyGrocery3238

    Be careful, these proteins look misfolded

  11. Janjuko2023

    Am i the only one that drooled when i saw this? Seems a lot of you are grossed out by it. Im like hand it over!

  18. Theloftydog

    Gimme a few drinks and I’d take care of that

  19. vtv43ketz

    This honestly isn’t that bad. Maybe pair it with some rice and it’s good eating

  20. Oniichan38

    “I can’t hit my protein. 25 INFANT LIVERS!”

  22. Superb-Pen-4158

    52 bombabloodclatpussywagon…chicken nuggets

  23. elonmusktheturd22

    Someone got a good price on Jimmy Dean’s

  24. Gumnutbaby

    Well you’ll be exceeding your saturated fats and salt with that lot.

  25. Revolutionary-Ant332

    20 franks no ocean is dubious work