Tell me you’re poor without telling me you’re poor
Canned tomatoes, soft, boiled eggs, hot sauce, barbecue sauce, mayonnaise salt, and pepper Yum yum
by ucallurselfapoet
31 Comments
Sullys_mama19
Just like an egg salad wrap lol it looks good!!
Seygem
how are you claiming you’re poor with 3 eggs on a single tortilla?
Solinty
Looks like a hearty meal to me. Points for inventiveness. Necessity is the mother of invention, i think, used to be a saying…
monkmullen
Not poor, but putting food directly on a blanket speaks volumes. Take care of your mental health folks! Lol
Good_Inflation_3072
Is that a Watermelon with mayo and egg Burrito?!
Proof-Week-9179
Hot sauce and bbq sauce where? 🤔
karoshikun
did you warmed the tortilla?
Turd_Ferguson420
You could’ve just made scrambled eggs.. being poor has nothing to do with what you decided to make lol.
Actually to take it even further, you could’ve made a breakfast burrito with the eggs, mayo, canned tomatoes & the tortilla.
HealthPopular4090
Add some chicken or fish and avacado and you have halfway home sushi
I_Am_A_Goo_Man
I use zilch to buy takeaway
enchiladasundae
Three eggs? In this economy?
NeighborhoodTop9869
“Soft, boiled eggs,…”
MaleficentMenu1430
This seems more lazy and depressed than poor lol chop those eggs up mix it with the mayo you’ve got yourself a delicious egg salad
Fit-Web486
Substitute the tortilla for instant ramen noodles, and you just saved $20 at the trendy restaurant nowadays
Smooth_Donut7405
Oh you lucky lucky bastard!
My father had to feed us asbestos shavings on an old bit of tarpaulin, and we would count ourselves lucky if we got a splash of old gutter water as lubrication for our cancer ridden gullets.
VexTheTielfling
You could have made a nice scramble or even an omelette with three eggs.
Sniper-ex
You have access to real metal?
pizzaduh
You could’ve made an egg salad with that, and heated up the tortilla at least.
karenskygreen
You can afford tortillas ? And hot sauce ? You live like a king.
VinnyMaxta
Woah mayo???
TraditionPhysical603
At least toast the tortilla, being poor isn’t an excuse
HojMcFoj
Nah, this slaps even if you’re not poor
Lopsided_Inevitable9
Fry the canned tomatoes and make an ommelete. Slap that on your tortilla wrap with the hot sauce, trust me.
DigitalNecromancy
I go similar with quesadillas. Falafel and couscous is another simple poverty go to for me. Also pasta. Cheap pasta with a spruced up alfredo sauce can make a week’s worth of meals easily.
Also, lets not forget our beloved PB&Js.
mercuchio23
If this is it for the day, sure
Skweril
If you can afford 3 eggs, YOU CAN AFFORD TO USE A TABLE.
This bothers me more than it should I know.
Mrjerkyjacket
You can afford eggs?
HelpEqual
You don’t need lots of money to make very tasty and good looking food.
Hman6911
Interesting plate. That’s legit poor and very brave. Being poor for most of my life washing bedding has been a luxury.
ConfidentAssistance1
Ngl, I’d eat this
Ill-Pudding2017
Deconstructed egg salad, south of the border style.
31 Comments
Just like an egg salad wrap lol it looks good!!
how are you claiming you’re poor with 3 eggs on a single tortilla?
Looks like a hearty meal to me. Points for inventiveness. Necessity is the mother of invention, i think, used to be a saying…
Not poor, but putting food directly on a blanket speaks volumes. Take care of your mental health folks! Lol
Is that a Watermelon with mayo and egg Burrito?!
Hot sauce and bbq sauce where? 🤔
did you warmed the tortilla?
You could’ve just made scrambled eggs.. being poor has nothing to do with what you decided to make lol.
Actually to take it even further, you could’ve made a breakfast burrito with the eggs, mayo, canned tomatoes & the tortilla.
Add some chicken or fish and avacado and you have halfway home sushi
I use zilch to buy takeaway
Three eggs? In this economy?
“Soft, boiled eggs,…”
This seems more lazy and depressed than poor lol chop those eggs up mix it with the mayo you’ve got yourself a delicious egg salad
Substitute the tortilla for instant ramen noodles, and you just saved $20 at the trendy restaurant nowadays
Oh you lucky lucky bastard!
My father had to feed us asbestos shavings on an old bit of tarpaulin, and we would count ourselves lucky if we got a splash of old gutter water as lubrication for our cancer ridden gullets.
You could have made a nice scramble or even an omelette with three eggs.
You have access to real metal?
You could’ve made an egg salad with that, and heated up the tortilla at least.
You can afford tortillas ? And hot sauce ? You live like a king.
Woah mayo???
At least toast the tortilla, being poor isn’t an excuse
Nah, this slaps even if you’re not poor
Fry the canned tomatoes and make an ommelete. Slap that on your tortilla wrap with the hot sauce, trust me.
I go similar with quesadillas. Falafel and couscous is another simple poverty go to for me. Also pasta. Cheap pasta with a spruced up alfredo sauce can make a week’s worth of meals easily.
Also, lets not forget our beloved PB&Js.
If this is it for the day, sure
If you can afford 3 eggs, YOU CAN AFFORD TO USE A TABLE.
This bothers me more than it should I know.
You can afford eggs?
You don’t need lots of money to make very tasty and good looking food.
Interesting plate. That’s legit poor and very brave. Being poor for most of my life washing bedding has been a luxury.
Ngl, I’d eat this
Deconstructed egg salad, south of the border style.