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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 30
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 30


Sorry guys low quantity and quality of chives today 🙁 I know they’re not perfect, I promise I’ll do better tomorrow chefs.

by F1exican

32 Comments

  1. Top_Humor_9646

    Can’t wait to see you tomorrow, chef. Edit: spelling

  2. BroncoFanSisko47

    It’s alright Chef, life and chives get the best of us sometimes 💚

  5. Adept-Grapefruit-214

    Only a couple? Have you depleted the strategic national chive reserves?

  6. Vincent_Van_Goat

    You cut these with a fooking weed whacker? See you tomorrow chef.

  10. Wanderingjes

    Chive turkey!

    Just messing. See ya tomorrow, chef!

  14. Dozer732

    Its ok chef! It might not be your best day but you’re better than day 1! You’re making tons of progress

  15. kineticpotential001

    How has this been something I look forward to every day?

    I am going to be sad when there are no caterpillars or ~~aircraft landing strips~~ (~~I’m assuming that’s the reason for the airplane sketches, but please eli5 if that’s wrong~~ and now I’m sorry I asked….I was way more comfortable with my naive take on it)

  18. TakerOfLanes

    Some days you get the chives, other days the chives get you.

  22. ibnQoheleth

    The fact it’s only been a month is wild, it feels like this has been going on all year. You’re nearly at perfection.

  24. lawless_k

    I think he’s regressing. We’re in a regression, folks.

  30. Freakazoidandroid

    My suggestion to you is to reduce the number of chives you cut slowly over time until it’s down to like a 1/4 cup and no one notices.

  31. MyAssPancake

    Dang op. Yesterday’s was almost perfect but today, what a mess!