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Making a hat entirely out of dried cucumber every day until Reddit says it's perfect
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Making a hat entirely out of dried cucumber every day until Reddit says it’s perfect


Making a hat entirely out of dried cucumber every day until Reddit says it’s perfect

by XandiloquenceBizarre

47 Comments

  1. Global_You8515

    It’s perfect.

    Now don’t ever do it again.

  2. James_Plan

    hahah op did you learn this from that one guy- oh! its the guy himself. wonderful work.

  3. XandiloquenceBizarre

    Also chicken lo mein w/ noodles from scratch

  5. Nanaramana

    i knew it could only be the man himself <3

  8. dancingwtdevil

    Why am I not surprised The author is op

  9. Lopsided_Tiger_0296

    Omg I’m such a big fan of you, this is perfect

  10. sheesh_doink

    AHH Xandiloquence, fancy seeing you here.

  12. LemonRemon

    Can you make a bowl out of the cucumber hat?

  14. fake_redzepi

    It’s perfect! I was suffering until I saw this post

  15. PotLuckyPodcast

    Fuck yeah! I love seeing Dropout-famous people on reddit.

  16. False-Clue7541

    Is dried cucumber used regularly somewhere?

  19. this_sparks_joy_joy

    I didn’t know my day needed this

  20. DonutWhole9717

    … Dried cucumber? It’s all water. Is it as paper mache-y as it looks?

  21. ReubenTrinidad619

    Xandiloquence! I recognized beauty immediately.

  22. Jeramy_Jones

    Please join us in r/shittyfoodporn, your talents are wasted here.

  23. HollowHyppocrates

    Oh you bought that guys bo- oh wait it’s you!

  24. vtncomics

    It’s not a hat unless you can place it on a noggin

  25. InternalOlive9030

    Have you been watching standup comedy recently?

  26. NowListenHereBitches

    Chi-chan finna leave her man when she see that carrot

  27. Champagne_of_piss

    Holy shit it’s him!!!

    Excellent work brother!

  28. MarlenHamsic

    The man himself! Big fan of your work mr bizarre

  30. Known-Relationship71

    Do a fedora with safari flaps next, please!

  31. reggie4gtrblz2bryant

    OH MY FUCKING GOD MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING. THIS SUB IS REACHING CRITICALLY.

  35. xnachtmahrx

    That carrot could be used as a door stopper. Maybe you should focus on that carrot action first and go full julienne on that ass

  37. Evil-Ed

    Salutations xandiloquence!! Its already perfect my whimsical friend!

  38. thrax_mador

    This is the kind of ambition only a Slytherin could have. 

  40. mattisnerdy

    ![gif](giphy|eiLwIoTXCZgeKjPzDB|downsized)

  42. Hestia_9393

    Holy shit it’s Xandiloquence! Glad to have you here, your hats are just as perfect as always

  46. Intelligent_Slip_849

    …why are you known for this already?

  47. CaptainOfTheBananas

    If you don’t then you will suffer.