3.5 garlic cloves, sunflower oil. Spagetti, and mini weiners.
We had no cheese otherwise add cheese at end.
by Smooth-Application17
40 Comments
skysquatch
Absolute crime
FreshlySkweezd
immediately to jail
NaraFei_Jenova
The mini wiener is the one who decided this was a good idea.
gallowstorm
There needs to be a category for cooking while intoxicated. If it tasted good at the time of need, go for it.
If you are making this stuff sober, straight to jail.
Silvawuff
Definitely jail. Fun name for this would be the Rapunzel.
FamousLastWords666
Ragebait
emmakittycat
High Security Jail for not even saucing the Spaget
motherseffinjones
Oh ya this is a act of terror.
Malfunction1972
Anonymisc34
Jail, with an extra charge for cooking under the influence.
Buttery_Smooth_30FPS
Blatant crime but also sounds kind of good
Foldtrayvious
Scooby doo ahh pizza
Broken12Bat
Fuck off.
Jilly_Jankins
Holy shit why😭
LGN-1983
Please no
fuelhandler
I’ll take “things you put on a pizza, when you have nothing else in the house” for a hundred, Alex
Bjoerrn
Needs pineapple
Pitcherhelp
Public stoning only reasonable outcome
TheeArgonaut
Yr honour, if I may. My clients were…experimenting. They meant no harm. Did galileo care whom the orange hit? Did newton chop down that apple tree in anger? No sir. NO SIR. My clients are explorers at the hinterland of food science. Don’t send them down for a simple act of human curiosity.
Dr David J McGonigle, BSc(Hons), PhD, Lover (not a fighter)
AnonOfTheSea
Spaghetti amd garlic bread is delicious, but this includes neither.
You could fic it, though, by baking the bread with a topping of butter amd garlic, and adding sauce to the spaghetti, then flattening the spaghetti out on a plate and putting the garlic bread on top, to avoid over-soggyness. Eaten like a really messy pie, I could see it being damn good
Emotional-Wave3329
Guilty. This is a heinous crime against pizzakind
EcstaticJuggernaut46
Harsher punishment than can be imagined should be levied.
Crime is too light a description. Abomination may be better.
Familiar-Function848
RoyalIdeal6026
I used to make tortellini pizza all the time and this just reminded me of that incredible meal!!
Peterthepiperomg
You aren’t supposed to heat sunflower oil
CantankerousOrder
Absolutely a crime. The mini weiners and garlic alone would be a misdemeanor but the spaghetti?
Double carbs, double sentence.
LevelsOfCocaineBrain
Should be flogged for cooking pasta then drying it out again.
sallysaysyes
Why would you… Cook the spaghetti… OVER the sauce/toppings??? So it could just get all inedibly dried out and crispy??
Jail. Straight to jail
Spoiledtoddlers
Awful, not even if I’m high or drunk.. I’m guilty of similar crimes, what a waste of food
iamsheph
Guilty af
DenizSaintJuke
First charge: “weiners pizza”… It’s Wiener. They are viennese sausages, not weeper sausages.
Second charge: Baking spaghetti? Why even boil them beforehand?
DIJames6
Guards!! Prepare inmate transportation..
EntropyNT
It probably would have been okay without the spaghetti, especially if you sliced the weiners. The spaghetti adds nothing and takes away so much. Jail!
KaiserWC
If it please the court, I would like to take the stand to defend this wayward but ultimately well-intentioned defendant.
While superficially vexing, the ingredients here do not stray far from existing, “accepted” pizzas. Pasta on pizza is nothing new and certainly not a crime. Garlic is certainly a perfectly common and often desirable addition to pizza, and I will admit I’m in the camp of “more garlic = better.” I’ll withhold judgment on the sunflower oil. I’m not sure why it was needed, but pizza is an already a greasy enterprise and I think sunflower oil is relatively neutral tasting.
I believe this trial is primarily a referendum on the use of miniature wieners on a pizza. I would argue that the hot dog family is just another member of the salted processed meat family, similar to salami, pepperoni, or spam, none of which are crimes against pizza. Given that hot dogs themselves do not have an aggressive or distracting taste, and go well with bready/cheesy things, I think we have our answer.
I will admit it is a questionable choice to include entire mini wieners on the pizza rather than slicing them. However, we can clearly see in the pictures that they stay firmly on the slice without falling off.
If the wieners fit, you must acquit.
nachosmmm
Guilty
SharkPicnic
This fits better on r/stupidfood
Tundra14
So, definitely jail, but to me the biggest crime hear is cooking pasta uncovered/unsauced in an oven. Unless you want crunchy dried pasta.
Lambchoptopus
I hate you.
Effective-Ad-5842
This is just NO!!!
Wheelbite9
Just because it’s round doesn’t make it a pizza. Guilty af.
40 Comments
Absolute crime
immediately to jail
The mini wiener is the one who decided this was a good idea.
There needs to be a category for cooking while intoxicated. If it tasted good at the time of need, go for it.
If you are making this stuff sober, straight to jail.
Definitely jail. Fun name for this would be the Rapunzel.
Ragebait
High Security Jail for not even saucing the Spaget
Oh ya this is a act of terror.
Jail, with an extra charge for cooking under the influence.
Blatant crime but also sounds kind of good
Scooby doo ahh pizza
Fuck off.
Holy shit why😭
Please no
I’ll take “things you put on a pizza, when you have nothing else in the house” for a hundred, Alex
Needs pineapple
Public stoning only reasonable outcome
Yr honour, if I may. My clients were…experimenting. They meant no harm. Did galileo care whom the orange hit? Did newton chop down that apple tree in anger? No sir. NO SIR. My clients are explorers at the hinterland of food science. Don’t send them down for a simple act of human curiosity.
Dr David J McGonigle, BSc(Hons), PhD, Lover (not a fighter)
Spaghetti amd garlic bread is delicious, but this includes neither.
You could fic it, though, by baking the bread with a topping of butter amd garlic, and adding sauce to the spaghetti, then flattening the spaghetti out on a plate and putting the garlic bread on top, to avoid over-soggyness. Eaten like a really messy pie, I could see it being damn good
Guilty. This is a heinous crime against pizzakind
Harsher punishment than can be imagined should be levied.
Crime is too light a description. Abomination may be better.
I used to make tortellini pizza all the time and this just reminded me of that incredible meal!!
You aren’t supposed to heat sunflower oil
Absolutely a crime. The mini weiners and garlic alone would be a misdemeanor but the spaghetti?
Double carbs, double sentence.
Should be flogged for cooking pasta then drying it out again.
Why would you… Cook the spaghetti… OVER the sauce/toppings??? So it could just get all inedibly dried out and crispy??
Jail. Straight to jail
Awful, not even if I’m high or drunk.. I’m guilty of similar crimes, what a waste of food
Guilty af
First charge: “weiners pizza”… It’s Wiener. They are viennese sausages, not weeper sausages.
Second charge: Baking spaghetti? Why even boil them beforehand?
Guards!! Prepare inmate transportation..
It probably would have been okay without the spaghetti, especially if you sliced the weiners. The spaghetti adds nothing and takes away so much. Jail!
If it please the court, I would like to take the stand to defend this wayward but ultimately well-intentioned defendant.
While superficially vexing, the ingredients here do not stray far from existing, “accepted” pizzas. Pasta on pizza is nothing new and certainly not a crime. Garlic is certainly a perfectly common and often desirable addition to pizza, and I will admit I’m in the camp of “more garlic = better.” I’ll withhold judgment on the sunflower oil. I’m not sure why it was needed, but pizza is an already a greasy enterprise and I think sunflower oil is relatively neutral tasting.
I believe this trial is primarily a referendum on the use of miniature wieners on a pizza. I would argue that the hot dog family is just another member of the salted processed meat family, similar to salami, pepperoni, or spam, none of which are crimes against pizza. Given that hot dogs themselves do not have an aggressive or distracting taste, and go well with bready/cheesy things, I think we have our answer.
I will admit it is a questionable choice to include entire mini wieners on the pizza rather than slicing them. However, we can clearly see in the pictures that they stay firmly on the slice without falling off.
If the wieners fit, you must acquit.
Guilty
This fits better on r/stupidfood
So, definitely jail, but to me the biggest crime hear is cooking pasta uncovered/unsauced in an oven. Unless you want crunchy dried pasta.
I hate you.
This is just NO!!!
Just because it’s round doesn’t make it a pizza. Guilty af.