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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31
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Cutting a couple of chives almost every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 31


Sorry for being so late I’ve had some car troubles today and it made sourcing extra bad

by F1exican

47 Comments

  1. The_Limpet

    Lmao, the sub was 5 mins away from sending out a search party

  4. persistentskeleton

    It’s okay, chef. I won’t chive you for it.

  7. SirSaltyBacon

    I don’t think you got enough chives for me to accurately judge. Going to need a larger amount for a substantial sample size, sorry man.

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    Nice chives chef!

    Maybe today’s the day

  22. Dacoolmemes

    SOMEONE WAKE UP u/KarmaKrazi WE NEED TO DEPLOY THE PLANES

  26. johnmcclanehadplans

    I’m not even part of this sub but during my morning constitutional I thought to myself “huh, I wonder how that chive guy is doing?” and here I am right at the start of your latest attempt.

    I don’t know anything about perfection to weigh in with an opinion, and whilst there’s a part of me that hopes today is the day you succeed, there’s also a part of me that wants this to go on forever.

    Either way, God speed my dude.

  28. AngstyIndie406

    ![gif](giphy|WvUyMX1gB1gnC)

    He’s baaaaaaack

  29. Whimsywoes

    I thought I had high standards, but the chives have proven otherwise. They look perfect to me every day 😅

  32. ShakesDontBreak

    Glad to see you are ok! Sorry about your car.

  33. QueenOfBrews

    u/F1exican probably did not know how deep this was gonna get when he started. Give chef a rest.

    Looking good today, homie.

  38. Silent_plans

    Wait, was this done in a food processor? See you tomorrow, Chef!

  40. CheekyRafiki

    I have become way too emotionally invested in this saga

  41. AdditionalMess6546

    ![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW)

    Just when we were getting worried about f1exican

  42. tehjoz

    ![gif](giphy|LfxJUzqW5tJdWNguHf)

    Hi chef. Night chef. See ya tomorrow.

  44. nonowords

    I’d call everything S except for knifework and consistency, both of which are A++ to S-.

    There’s a couple of biased cut pieces hence knifework, and consistency isn’t quite dead nuts. But it took me a while to find those problems I was almost gonna call these perfect. I don’t see a single chive that is straight up too long at all. We’re days away.