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Shrimp cocktail cookies. You know you’re at a good party when a ring of shrimp cocktail makes an appearance. Especially when it’s still frozen. Cuz there ain’t no party like a shrimp cocktail party. First, we add the sauce. They look like little pizzas. Oh, I can smell the horseradish already. Then you leave the tail on. That’s class all the way. The tail fell off on this one. So, we’re This This cookie is going to be hide the shrimp cocktail. All right, these cookies are going in for 12 minutes. And I think they’re done. They look pretty good. They look better than they should. Okay, here we go. Oh, that shrimpy so far. Not great. The the the the taste don’t match. And now for the secret hidden shrimp. This one had a lot less cocktail sauce on it, so it’s it’s it’s much better with just a shrimp and cookie taste, but not by much. Yeah, I’d say they’re pretty revolting. So, I’m going to have to give the shrimp cocktail cookies a zero out of five.
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Did RFK Jr's brain worm make its way into Ordinary Sausage's brain?
Honestly he's onto something folks … Replace cookie dough for a red lobster cheddar biscuit dough or just regular biscuit dough and butter it 🤔
do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
Why did you add the sauce? You should blend them up and make cookies with them. It'd probably be great.
Biscuits would be better imo.
Lobter boiled in diarrhea!
okay, but if you make a cheddar shortbread cookie and then add the shrimp…
just like Grandma Gleepglorp used to make when I visited her on her home planer
I'm going to assume you're doing this for a menu at a new trendy restaurant where people are too pretentious to say the food is awful because they are afraid they might not understand the theme.
Congratulations on inventing a new type of dog treat
Shrimp Brownies next?
I mean….I'd try it and probs eat like 5 in the end
Oh no
this is the same vibe as seeing laundry detergent that looks very tasty
I'm making these for my work potluck.
They look so good, but are so bad
"It's MUCH better… but not by much."
So the one with less sauce was "much better but not by much" you say
Just like Nana used to make
This could make a good biscuit
You know what's not a small idea? Ox Tail Sausage! It's the drink we need!
He must be stopped!
Fking awful
I was hoping he would cut them into chunks and mix them into cookie dough before baking it
'Prawns'
those don't have any right to look that tasty
spaghetti and meatballs, but instead of tomato sauce use peanut butter
dude no! the shrimp are radioactive!
What a horrible day