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Cutting a couple of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 32 APOLOGY
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Cutting a couple of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 32 APOLOGY


Hey everyone. I would just like to come out and apologize for post the same pile of chives twice,

I was having car problems yesterday and was unable to get and cut chives, and rather than being upfront and honest with you guys I chose to repost chives. I didn’t want to give you guys another chiveless day.

I see now that it would have been better to just be honest and say no chives rather than try and lie, this also goes against the whole point of the posts, I would like to thank all of you for holding me accountable for my actions.

I will be subjecting myself to a Reddit decided punishment, the most upvoted punishment that is REASONABLE will be my punishment. So nothing illegal nothing expensive please but cutting extra chives or maybe something I have to do for the rest of my posts.

I again apologize and will ensure this never happens again.

by F1exican

27 Comments

  1. DanishRobloxGamer

    While I still feel betrayed, at least you are man enough to own up to your mistake, and for that I applaud you.

  3. windsshi

    First my mom and dad divorce, and now Chivelord is a fraud? Is anything sacred in this world?

  4. Cman02101

    Your user tag should be changed to chiveFRAUD for at least a week

  5. Leombro

    You’ll have to straight up eat all this chives you’ve chopped up by the spoon I’m afraid

  8. JankyJunks

    This is a dark day for /r/KitchenConfidential, and therefore, the world.

  9. Celesticalking

    This is why I can never delete Reddit. 

  11. CassiopeiaFoon

    I demand a timecard next to each chive pile from now on.

  12. OmnipresentCPU

    I showed your chives to my wife man. I don’t even know where to go from here.

  13. crunchytacoboy

    You owe us the YouTuber apology. Complete with the tone deaf ukulele song.

  14. LittleMissFirebright

    For your punishment, chop 3 cups of chives, throw them into a blender like you did our hearts, and make an iced smoothie.

    Then drink it.

    Edit: there are many ingredient suggestions in the comments. Since there are too many, you may pick whichever three are most fitting for you. This is democracy. This is justice. 

  15. GodIsABadDM

    ~~LIVE~~CHIVESTREAM CUTTING CHIVES AS PUNISHMENT AND ATONEMENT

  16. spazmcnasty

    I for one am having a blast with this whole thing. The twists the turns the planes.

    Thank you.

    As punishment..
    You’re in dish for three weeks.

  19. Yakoo752

    You should be forced to cut chives length wise

  20. tehjoz

    It takes a big chef to admit they fucked up.

    There’s also a material difference between “a lapse in judgment” and malevolently creating dishonest content.

    I’m still on F1exican’s side.

    But the community’s judgment, and overall desire to continue this series, is what will ultimately govern, IMO.

  21. Tracktoy

    My wife called me at the store to ask if I have heard about chivegate.

    We are on holiday in Mexico and she took time out of her day to let me know I had been betrayed.

    I’m not mad, but I want the weight of that to sit with you.

    I hope your car is feeling better. See you tmrw chef.

  23. AMDeez_nutz

    Op, your punishment is to cut a cup of chives everyday until this sub says they’re perfect

  24. Champagne_of_piss

    Tattoo of a slightly-too-long piece of chive.