The now closed Swan was Miami’s hottest restaurant a few years ago. The waitress recommended we get the Corn 3 Ways appetizer. Really couldn’t believe what they brought out…
by Knicks516
42 Comments
edisonarnez
lmao this looks like something my roommate would make at 3am after an edible. i’m almost impressed they had the confidence to charge for this.
Ryanisreallame
This may be one of the best submissions I’ve ever seen here, and from a restaurant no less. Bravo.
Xfuck1tX
YoungDaquan
No way this is real lmao
seasonal_jesus
Add creamed corn to really tie it all together
vgome013
I…. Love it? lol
MalodorousNutsack
Should’ve added a corn cob on the side to make it 4-ways
kalel1980
Fuuuuuuccckkkk
Present-Bank-6475
You forgot the corn tortilla cone 4-way lol
Dragonfucker000
type of shit my mom would put in a tortilla because shes feeling too lazy to cook and not hungry enough to eat an actual meal
Elpickle123
Well… How’d it taste, OP? The sauce actually looks like it might be nice
thisismybandname
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
CricktyDickty
Sometimes my dog cooks up this stuff on the carpet then eats it again while it’s warm.
SausageBuscuit
Where was this? Want to know so I can never go there.
Knicks516
Edit – this was from 2/15/2020. I just googled the menu and the name of the dish was “Corn Corn Corn” creamy polenta, brown butter, popcorn $15.
Apokolypse09
lmao how much did that cost? Anything over like $4 I’d be upset.
dreampuff
Miami could and they did.
ChannelPure6715
What in the actual frack did you order, that this showed up?!
reconverting
This makes me mad
TheReal00Dojo
Garnish with corn nuggets
Videoplushair
I’ve been there before but never seen this 😭😭😭😭😭
trevorpost
Popcorn in soup is a real thing people do in Andean countries (i.e. where they’ve been popping corn for over a thousand years) and it’s great. Not sure this is that though…
MideastChopper
This is actually corn 6 ways if you count the return deposit
TBearForever
shittyfoodcorn
isntthatjesus1987
I only see popped and canned.
Rufusandronftw
Burst corn with a bed of gruel and scattering of loose kernels
anonymous_subroutine
The Chef has the maturity and palate of a 6 year old. Might want to find another line of work.
edgybirbo
I might be a really weird person for this but I could fuck that up
leunam4891
therynosaur
Bone Atrophy 🤌
Odd-Lunch-1880
R/stupidfood
DramaOnDisplay
I’d try it. Looks texturally interesting. But also like something a child would request.
Gold_Sky1097
thetoerubber
Successful_Oven5642
soggy popcorn in refined corn product mash 😍
Lunar-opal
They could have at least sifted the shells out
AlaskanAsAnAdjective
Serve it with moonshine. Corn 4 ways.
DonkeyTron42
That’s some 31st of the month shit right there.
Lindoodoo
As a corn fanatic, I’d smash this
tomtreebow32
Top tier submission
RManDelorean
Wow. It took me a minute to realize the soggy corn tortilla is 3rd
cool_weed_dad
99 serves free popcorn when you’re seated as a snack while you’re looking at the menu. Even dive bars give out popcorn for free.
I can’t imagine paying money for fucking popcorn at an actual restaurant, and I’m sure this was egregiously expensive.
42 Comments
lmao this looks like something my roommate would make at 3am after an edible. i’m almost impressed they had the confidence to charge for this.
This may be one of the best submissions I’ve ever seen here, and from a restaurant no less. Bravo.
No way this is real lmao
Add creamed corn to really tie it all together
I…. Love it? lol
Should’ve added a corn cob on the side to make it 4-ways
Fuuuuuuccckkkk
You forgot the corn tortilla cone 4-way lol
type of shit my mom would put in a tortilla because shes feeling too lazy to cook and not hungry enough to eat an actual meal
Well… How’d it taste, OP? The sauce actually looks like it might be nice
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
Sometimes my dog cooks up this stuff on the carpet then eats it again while it’s warm.
Where was this? Want to know so I can never go there.
Edit – this was from 2/15/2020. I just googled the menu and the name of the dish was “Corn Corn Corn” creamy polenta, brown butter, popcorn $15.
lmao how much did that cost? Anything over like $4 I’d be upset.
Miami could and they did.
What in the actual frack did you order, that this showed up?!
This makes me mad
Garnish with corn nuggets
I’ve been there before but never seen this 😭😭😭😭😭
Popcorn in soup is a real thing people do in Andean countries (i.e. where they’ve been popping corn for over a thousand years) and it’s great. Not sure this is that though…
This is actually corn 6 ways if you count the return deposit
shittyfoodcorn
I only see popped and canned.
Burst corn with a bed of gruel and scattering of loose kernels
The Chef has the maturity and palate of a 6 year old. Might want to find another line of work.
I might be a really weird person for this but I could fuck that up
Bone Atrophy 🤌
R/stupidfood
I’d try it. Looks texturally interesting. But also like something a child would request.
soggy popcorn in refined corn product mash 😍
They could have at least sifted the shells out
Serve it with moonshine. Corn 4 ways.
That’s some 31st of the month shit right there.
As a corn fanatic, I’d smash this
Top tier submission
Wow. It took me a minute to realize the soggy corn tortilla is 3rd
99 serves free popcorn when you’re seated as a snack while you’re looking at the menu. Even dive bars give out popcorn for free.
I can’t imagine paying money for fucking popcorn at an actual restaurant, and I’m sure this was egregiously expensive.