Day one reposting horribly cut chives until F1exican realises we don’t care about chivegate and just want him back doing what he does best!

by No-Temperature4330

33 Comments

  1. TorontoBrewer

    Goddamn, I feel like I need to rate the colour / freshness of these chives.

  2. Otherwise-Mango2732

    Wait what happened? Cliffs on chivegate

  3. Here here. Was just busy and trying to deliver us entertainment.

  4. McChillbone

    I think Chivegate exposed the root of a bigger issue. Guy is doing it for internet notoriety and karma. If he didn’t post, nothing would have changed.

    Instead, he faked a post because in his head he needed to keep the momentum and hype going.

    At this point, I’m checked out on the chives.

  5. Mindless_Let1

    Jesus Christ how did you fuck it up this bad

  6. f1exican we love your posts come back….😔

  7. technoexplorer

    What a social media drama queen. Totally classic social stuff. Insted of a day off, he creates weird. smh

  8. flashgordonsape

    Somebody start mincing some ginger or something

  9. Sea-Cupcake-2065

    I stg if you repost this shit im going to freak the fuck out

  10. bevelledo

    My man, did you cut those with your teeth?

  11. Fideothecat

    Until chive guy delivers on his penance of making faces out of chives

  12. dragonfliesloveme

    oh.my.god.

    my eyes…!

    this hurts to look at OP lol

  13. Horror-Tank-4082

    ![gif](giphy|W7ooJS2LBo2rgTuwW8|downsized)

  14. maybeinoregon

    You did this with one of those cheap blade coffee bean grinders didn’t you?

    This is a prime example of why you use burr grinders lol

  15. TheGreatGidojer

    ![gif](giphy|3oEjHW05hqOnZaRQ0o|downsized)

  16. Upset-Zucchini3665

    Leave F1exican alone!

    ![gif](giphy|BFSMPap7J3Q0o)

  17. Puzzleheaded_Donut_6

    Oh come on, you couldn’t even take out the yellow ones? Into the stock pot!

  18. Past-Background-7221

    Honestly, no notes. You set out to cut horribly and you nailed it in one take. This is why it’s important to set achievable goals.

  19. WillemDafoesHugeCock

    They’re perfect, you never need to cut chives again

  20. BedAdmirable959

    Honestly, I’m just waiting for this stupid chive-posting trend to finally go away so I can stop seeing this trash in my feed.

  21. Darkest_Rahl

    Improperly cut chives is a sin, but forgiveness is divine. Time to move on and wait for the planes to hit.

  22. i miss the OG chive man. Why must others spoil our fun? I don’t like whoever ‘exposed” F1exican.