This is supposed to be Poutine…

by ModmanX

27 Comments

  1. whowhodillybar

    Now tell us the price for this slab of wood with exactly 7 fries with goo on top.

    If I am buying fries with goo it better be more than 7.

  2. Gumbercules81

    Some idiot probably saw something on Tik Tok or Instagram and said I can do something like that but it goes horribly wrong

  3. Lonely-Season1541

    ![gif](giphy|xThta67ylMfD75St2g|downsized)

  4. Basic-Ostrich85

    This should offend everyone.

    All the “chef” has managed to do is present cold food.

    Cold congealed gravy and cold fries on a plank.

  5. solarmelange

    Why is on a chunk of uninstalled hardwood flooring?

  6. Someone got this stupid idea to overcharge and make something normal michelin style food.

    Like when some places make truffle fries and charge 10x more than regular fries. Stupid.

    Or like Gordon would say
    What’s this, you donkey, lol 😆

  7. last-of-the-mohicans

    “Well it looks like vomit, and I’m not Pouting it in my mouth”!

  8. gwyntheblaccat

    Canadian here. That is not poutine, do not call it that. Now let us take a moment to honor all the actual poutine sacrificed to hunger and taste just to have this *thing* created!

  9. Poutine deez nuts in your mouth, cause no it’s not.

  10. ShittyAttitudeGinger

    I’ve seen a lot of stupid food on this sub, but this is just insulting. Yet another poor man’s food given the pretentious treatment and charged out the ass for it

  11. UndercoverEmbryo

    I literally just ate some poutine. I live 1 hour south of the Canadian border. I would flip the damn table if someone set this shit down in front of me.

  12. PictureParty

    That’s not a poutine, it’s a hate crime.

  13. Kitkatcrusher

    First the blue jays and now this, I think Canada has had enough lol

  14. Significant-Text3412

    r/poutinecrimes would like to see this