Now tell us the price for this slab of wood with exactly 7 fries with goo on top.
If I am buying fries with goo it better be more than 7.
Gumbercules81
Some idiot probably saw something on Tik Tok or Instagram and said I can do something like that but it goes horribly wrong
Lonely-Season1541

wizardrous
Seven fries for probably twenty bucks.
costco--pizza
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Karma7622
Is it being served on a floor board?
Basic-Ostrich85
This should offend everyone.
All the “chef” has managed to do is present cold food.
Cold congealed gravy and cold fries on a plank.
solarmelange
Why is on a chunk of uninstalled hardwood flooring?
mazsive
Someone got this stupid idea to overcharge and make something normal michelin style food.
Like when some places make truffle fries and charge 10x more than regular fries. Stupid.
Or like Gordon would say What’s this, you donkey, lol 😆
Abal125
Well, it’s not.
last-of-the-mohicans
“Well it looks like vomit, and I’m not Pouting it in my mouth”!
KellynHeller
Wtf that is NOT poutine
gwyntheblaccat
Canadian here. That is not poutine, do not call it that. Now let us take a moment to honor all the actual poutine sacrificed to hunger and taste just to have this *thing* created!
Kafkas7
Poutine deez nuts in your mouth, cause no it’s not.
ShittyAttitudeGinger
I’ve seen a lot of stupid food on this sub, but this is just insulting. Yet another poor man’s food given the pretentious treatment and charged out the ass for it
UndercoverEmbryo
I literally just ate some poutine. I live 1 hour south of the Canadian border. I would flip the damn table if someone set this shit down in front of me.
zerobleeps
Call the police.
PictureParty
That’s not a poutine, it’s a hate crime.
Waste_Emphasis_4562
it’s about the experience ! /s
Kitkatcrusher
First the blue jays and now this, I think Canada has had enough lol
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As a Canadian, I’m offended.
I hate this so much. lol
Criminal. How much was that?
No it isn’t.
Now tell us the price for this slab of wood with exactly 7 fries with goo on top.
If I am buying fries with goo it better be more than 7.
Some idiot probably saw something on Tik Tok or Instagram and said I can do something like that but it goes horribly wrong

Seven fries for probably twenty bucks.
r/wewantplates
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Is it being served on a floor board?
This should offend everyone.
All the “chef” has managed to do is present cold food.
Cold congealed gravy and cold fries on a plank.
Why is on a chunk of uninstalled hardwood flooring?
Someone got this stupid idea to overcharge and make something normal michelin style food.
Like when some places make truffle fries and charge 10x more than regular fries. Stupid.
Or like Gordon would say
What’s this, you donkey, lol 😆
Well, it’s not.
“Well it looks like vomit, and I’m not Pouting it in my mouth”!
Wtf that is NOT poutine
Canadian here. That is not poutine, do not call it that. Now let us take a moment to honor all the actual poutine sacrificed to hunger and taste just to have this *thing* created!
Poutine deez nuts in your mouth, cause no it’s not.
I’ve seen a lot of stupid food on this sub, but this is just insulting. Yet another poor man’s food given the pretentious treatment and charged out the ass for it
I literally just ate some poutine. I live 1 hour south of the Canadian border. I would flip the damn table if someone set this shit down in front of me.
Call the police.
That’s not a poutine, it’s a hate crime.
it’s about the experience ! /s
First the blue jays and now this, I think Canada has had enough lol
Send that shit back lol
r/poutinecrimes would like to see this