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Chives is done hearing about how everyone is "cutting chives."
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Chives is done hearing about how everyone is “cutting chives.”


Nobody cuts Chives without a fight!

by lord_hijinks

42 Comments

  2. Capital_Sink6645

    🤣🤣🤣But seriously, Chives has been “cut”?

  3. LeftEgg7439

    Chives the cat is still purr-fect and unscathed.

  4. WaffleHouseGladiator

    We love Chives. Chives is the best. Chives would never do a Chive-11.

  6. PawsibleCrazyCatLady

    Put the knife down, Chives! We can talk this out!

  12. ankitasahoo

    ![gif](giphy|xPgyL3e9cE3bpyQdmD)

    “Let me take the matter in my hands now.”

  13. Hero0ftheday

    In r/kitchenconfidential, chives cut YOU!

  14. a1mh1gh

    This would be an amazing subreddit pfp… just saying 😂

  18. endav

    Oh and I’m definitely ready for this Chives to hurt me again.

  20. Topwaterblitz47

    Thank Christ!!! I second that Chives!! Please let’s move on to another food item to cut.

  23. Agreeable-Self3235

    Oh no! Get Chives some Churru stat!

  26. evaintheus

    We ride at dawn. 😠 Ain’t nobody cutting this handsome guy on my watch!

  32. DickIncorporated

    CHIVES! I missed him. I was starting to get worried

  35. kwillich

    I’m imagining a Jason Stathom voice for Chives.

    “Ello luv……I reckon you fooked around wif the wrong one today. I fink it might be time for you to bugger off, innit?”

  40. TheFuckingHippoGuy

    Chives: “Day 1: Cutting a bitch each day until this shit stops”