You almost had me? You never had me – you never had your portafilter. Granny tamping, not double-shot basketing like you should. You're lucky that 100°C-shot of steam didn't blow the welds on the E61. Almost had me?
Now me and the mad scientist are going to have to rip apart the boiler, and replace the o-rings you fried. Ask any barista, any real barista. It don't matter if you win by an macchiato or a flat white. Winning's winning.
by NoBigDeal2Me
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“Every day for the last three weeks you’ve been coming in here and you’ve been asking me how the decaf is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn’t changed.”
“I’ll have the decaf”
“No sweetener?”
“No sweetener”
This is the type of shitpost I’m here for.