Holiday Felony

by TheManDanCan

33 Comments

  1. tiffany_says_this

    I saw this at my local grocery store (giant eagle) and it was a hard pass 🚫

  2. EnkiduTheGreat

    Not a fan of digiorno, but I’ve had an awesome thanksgiving pizza. I’ts unconventional but imo, not a crine.

  3. CinemaDork

    They had to do it Detroit-style because they couldn’t figure out any other way to do the gravy.

  4. used to bring my leftovers into the pizza shop I worked at and make a Thanksgiving pie on tavern style. turkey, gravy, mash, green bean casserole, and cranberry sauce. went pretty hard on the paint.

  5. Playful-Raccoon-9662

    I posted this a few days ago. Mods took it down.

  6. Prestigious-Board-62

    I’d say more of a misdemeanor than a felony.

  7. CandyandCrypto

    I’ll take pineapple over green beans any day. Where the fuck did we go wrong.

  8. joesphisbestjojo

    It’s not delivery. It’s disgraceful.

  9. rnightlyfe

    Yes. But also, this was kind of fire. Tried it last year.

  10. bentley72

    It’s pretty damn good though for what it is

  11. mittelegna

    Marketed to Americans who say, “Hey, I love Thanksgiving food. I love pizza. I’d try it!” Then, as a pizza snob, I look down my nose at them and ask why they’re so trashy.

  12. Carlito_2112

    Thanks, I hate it. Now give me a slice or three!

  13. NirvZppln

    Naw, I’m looking for this next time I’m at the grocery store

  14. JD_tubeguy

    I am speechless what an idea America never needed!

  15. elocin1985

    I would rather have corn on it than just plain frozen green beans. I’m sure it’s not terrible but I don’t think I would love it either.

  16. Abject_Cockroach_373

    Wait, is this real? I’m honestly not sure, AI had been getting scary competent lately (and to be fair, I am currently high as shit lol)

  17. modmuncher

    Perfect I’ve got people i don’t particularly care for that have invited themselves so obviously as good host i told them don’t bring a thing and now i know exactly what to serve them much appreciated

  18. eastsidewiscompton

    I make a Thanksgiving pizza, it’s amazing, but I used sweet potato mash for the base, peas and carrots on it and sage in the crust for “stuffing”. It slaps.

  19. Call555JackChop

    The burrito format is the perfect way to eat thanksgiving food

  20. Wheelbite9

    SWIM eats pizza almost every day, and she had this last year and said it wasn’t awful, but she wouldn’t buy it again. I think onion, cranberry, and gravy together should be considered a crime though.

  21. wallmonitor

    Leftovers pizza is not a crime. While this is a DiGiorno version, there is nothing inherently wrong with this style of pizza, especially if it’s a turkey gravy instead of tomato sauce.

  22. BigBubbaMac

    This is will be my first Thanksgiving I spend alone so this probably would be a bad option for me.

  23. Jerseyjay1003

    I’m so mad I can’t find this to try it.

  24. Extra-Act-801

    I make pizza with leftover thanksgiving turkey and buffalo wing sauce every year. It’s delicious.