i mean… she could just make poke bowl at that point. i guess just florida things
vigilantesd
Tableside Chirashi
The-Modern-Myth
She’s got the voice of a cartoon character, I just can’t remember which.
mystedragon
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
NecroJoe
“I don’t like putting a whole big piece in my mouth. I gag on it.”
Poor Mr. Boomboom sauce.
natasevres
So? Just order a poke bowl next time?
Designer-Cheese
“Give it a try–”
Nope.
Dipping_Gravy
Eat your slop piggy!
HarryBalsagna1776
That’s some real gaijin shit right there lol
DefinitelyNotAliens
This is poke bowl, but worse.
Hinder90
I feel like this needs to be sent to Japan as evidence for an international crime.
GreenWoodDragon
Messy fucker.
Natural-Bet-303
Sushi chefs everywhere shaking their heads.
NTufnel11
It’s a poke bowl with a lot of extra steps and wasted effort
Wobbleflopper
Feel sorry for her husband.
Holiday-Scratch-297
Just go get Poké or Bibibap….
CloudNine_09
Respectfully, its not for me.
MagentaJAM5_
The Japanese are not going to be fond of this behavior.
-SOFA-KING-VOTE-
Remove the rice
electricsuckerpunch
Extremely insulting to the people that meticulously assembled it, moreso knowing it took years to perfect that art of sushi making. I did this to 1 sushi and earned death stares for it.
Ashurbanipal2023
White ladies just doing whatever
Buck4phat
Why not just put it in a blender
oxblood-press
VenusAmari
It’s not even boom boom sauce, it’s yum yum sauce. Also, this is just making a Chirashi/poke bowl more expensive. Just go get one of those.
Djwindmill
I always go through the same loop with this subreddit. See some dumb ass thing, downvote, see it’s actually r/StupidFood, *sigh* upvote instead. It definitely fits here.
VixelFoxx
I mean isn’t this just a poke bowl just made with the wrong steps
SwitPosting
It could worse, but idk why you would choose to use already made sushi instead of just the base ingredients…
MV6000
tatianazr
No
Technical-Grab1814
Was warned about violent talk. I apologize. Didn’t mean it Literally.
Ok_Confidence_6554
Sunshine247365-2day
Creepy-Awareness-264
What an abomination, this might make Japan invade Hawaii again.
NakedSnakeEyes
She doesn’t love sushi.
OnionSquared
Sushi salad is great. This is not how you make it.
NamasKnight
Boom boom sauce? Is she fucking 12? God kill me these people vote.
reddit_tourist_08
I feel insulted and I’m not even Japanese
Avatar_of_Duality
I’m confused by these feelings.
I’m not even Japanese, but I still feel like my ancestors have just been shat on.
Cutsdeep-
that’s it? that’s the recipe? cut it up for the baby?
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i mean… she could just make poke bowl at that point. i guess just florida things
Tableside Chirashi
She’s got the voice of a cartoon character, I just can’t remember which.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
“I don’t like putting a whole big piece in my mouth. I gag on it.”
Poor Mr. Boomboom sauce.
So? Just order a poke bowl next time?
“Give it a try–”
Nope.
Eat your slop piggy!
That’s some real gaijin shit right there lol
This is poke bowl, but worse.
I feel like this needs to be sent to Japan as evidence for an international crime.
Messy fucker.
Sushi chefs everywhere shaking their heads.
It’s a poke bowl with a lot of extra steps and wasted effort
Feel sorry for her husband.
Just go get Poké or Bibibap….
Respectfully, its not for me.
The Japanese are not going to be fond of this behavior.
Remove the rice
Extremely insulting to the people that meticulously assembled it, moreso knowing it took years to perfect that art of sushi making. I did this to 1 sushi and earned death stares for it.
White ladies just doing whatever
Why not just put it in a blender
It’s not even boom boom sauce, it’s yum yum sauce. Also, this is just making a Chirashi/poke bowl more expensive. Just go get one of those.
I always go through the same loop with this subreddit. See some dumb ass thing, downvote, see it’s actually r/StupidFood, *sigh* upvote instead. It definitely fits here.
I mean isn’t this just a poke bowl just made with the wrong steps
It could worse, but idk why you would choose to use already made sushi instead of just the base ingredients…
No
Was warned about violent talk. I apologize. Didn’t mean it Literally.
What an abomination, this might make Japan invade Hawaii again.
She doesn’t love sushi.
Sushi salad is great. This is not how you make it.
Boom boom sauce? Is she fucking 12? God kill me these people vote.
I feel insulted and I’m not even Japanese
I’m confused by these feelings.
I’m not even Japanese, but I still feel like my ancestors have just been shat on.
that’s it? that’s the recipe? cut it up for the baby?
Straight to jail!!!
What in white peoples 🤢