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my first time ever getting put on chive duty 3 years ago
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my first time ever getting put on chive duty 3 years ago


my first time ever getting put on chive duty 3 years ago

by That-Investment-5372

33 Comments

  2. Coercitor

    I’ve personally never cut chives with a spoon before, so this was a good effort?

  3. Lavmaemor

    This is missing a “):” on the tape, too.

  5. MostlyCarbon75

    Did you try though? Really? Cause it looks like you dgaf. Lol.

  7. ihatetheplaceilive

    Try harder. And use a knife this time.

  8. brown-and-sticky

    ![gif](giphy|pvDp7Ewpzt0o8)

    And this reeks of “no try”.

  9. reddit001aa1

    We may not even wanna “see you tomorrow chef”

  10. facemugg

    Please…sharpen the blade on your lawnmower

  12. imaginaryResources

    If we drew planes for this one the picture would look like the DFW runway radar

  13. Killerkendolls

    You were only a chivld, it’s not your fault.

  15. Intrepid-Constant-34

    You absolutely, positively, did not try 🤣

  16. HakunaYouTaTas

    Holy moley, did you use the plastic knife from my toddler’s toy kitchen set?

  17. activelyresting

    You wrote “3 years ago” but looking at the cut, I think you meant when you were 3 years old. Even for a kindergartner, this is bad

  19. catninjaambush

    I’ve been trying to think of an album of chive-related covers (for no reason at all):
    Chive Talking
    Live and let Chive
    (Chive had) The Time of my Chive.

    Any suggestions?

  23. That-Investment-5372

    You guys can stop being so brutal LMFAO I have had severe anxiety and shaky hands my entire life and this was my first time working in a kitchen and using real knives 😭😭😭

  26. _WhiskeyChris_

    Good to see kitchens giving opportunities to those among us that are “special”

  27. AlertBug7075

    I love that this has become a chive-based subreddit now. Not even being ironic, the chives have brought us all together.

  28. Caleb6801

    Is this like

    I’m sorry, I tried

    Or just flat out apologizing for even trying “I’m sorry I tried”

  29. Wadethethird

    Not enough planes in the world for this

  32. willows_edge

    Love to see the dedication and talent so young!