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The pizza toppings were still frozen when he took it out
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The pizza toppings were still frozen when he took it out


The pizza toppings were still frozen when he took it out

by troughue

30 Comments

  1. Herban_Myth

    Would, but is the cheese on the pizza cooked? (in the “good” way)

  2. Discount_Engineer

    Totinos party pizza is a crime

    Cooking it on the grill is a crime

    Using it as a bun is a crime

  4. Prestigious-Board-62

    Does Totinos even count as pizza? That shit is disgusting all by itself.

  5. Horror-Durian-5073

    This is like the mixture of infamous Altoona style and the Ohio valley one, on a burger. Sliced yellow Cheese with uncooked toppings/cheese.

    This actually could be good honestly. But two crimes does not make a right

  7. JTB696699

    I love totinos, but it’s not cafeteria pizza, school cafeteria pizza is legendary.

  8. AWE5OMO4000

    Can we talk about that freakin unit of a spatula tho

  9. sprucedpig

    ![gif](giphy|42P1caNYCKP8TETv6e|downsized)

  10. CapitalCityGoofball0

    When even the pizza part of the larger crime is a crime itself…

  11. Modest1Ace

    I’d eat it. It’s not a pizza, though.

  13. Just_An_Avid

    Expert qualification: I admit to the shameful, nostalgic addiction of eating totinos pizzas.

    That pizza was frozen.

    This is a felony.

  15. floofymonstercat

    I’d eat it, but if I want meat, cheese, and tomato sauce layered, I’d just make lasagna

  16. malendalayla

    “Cafeteria pizza” bish those are Totino’s.

  18. negativepositiv

    Mmmmm, love that crunchy, frosty pepperoni.

  21. BrokenTrojan1536

    This should be burger crimes instead. The pizza already looked sus

  23. BelCantoTenor

    That’s not a pizza, 🍕 that’s a grilled panini sandwich 🥪

  25. VinRow

    The only crime was not making sure the pizza was cooked. That is an interesting idea that I will be testing out with a properly cooked Totinos pizza.

  27. Stunning_Wishbone_85

    Cook the pizza separately take off the american cheese and hell yea, otherwise guilty.

  30. AdditionalBench9794

    My husband buys those pizzas all the time. They always look raw, even after cooked.