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Chiveman has top marketing execs on Reddit talking about him


U/F1exican, you’ve gotten so famous that you’re getting discussed on LinkedIn….!!

by allmanatees

33 Comments

  3. MaterialAstronaut298

    I’m cutting onions every day until an onion company gives me 5 million dollars. Come on big onion

  4. BoxFullofSkeletons

    At the rate flexian’s going he should just make a deal with Kraft that he supplies the chives and they supply the cream cheese. Win win

  5. hamburglersghost

    Kraf(1exican)t …it’s been staring at us the whole time…

  6. Turbulent_Bat4580

    They need to sponsor his chive money if they want to ride his coattails

  7. UbiSububi8

    You can have a lucrative 6-18 months… but every day for the rest of it, you will be known only as Chiveman. The world shall not know your name. *Ever.*

    Take the deal?

  8. Lucid-Machine

    Wait until they find out that I downvoted every ad because it’s an ad. They could interpret it as engagement but if it says sponsored I downvote with extreme prejudice. What brands have I downvoted? I dunno does it say sponsored? Yes.

  9. bdrwr

    Hey! Marketing folks! Yeah, you, reading the comments to assess brand engagement in the community!

    Fuck you!

  10. kyleapple69

    it’s crazy that she actually nailed it until that last line…… chive lord ain’t no sellout

  12. Icy_Pianist_1532

    Oh my lord. Wait till they see the 9/11 jokes that are a staple of any chive post.

  13. EmpressMisty

    That’s intense. Never would have thought about how big this got.

  14. Au2288

    It’d be something if the whole thing was a marketing stunt.

  15. juliuspepperwoodchi

    I hate *everything* about this capitalist hellscape.

  16. _darling_clementine

    chive-11 was an inside job by kraft

  17. Genius-Imbecile

    When is u/f1exican getting a show on food network sponsored by Kraft?

  19. jerryb2161

    The take isn’t wrong though. Imagine how upset we are going to be if they don’t do at least something nice for em.

  20. Aggressive_Day2839

    No fomo here. I remember the first chive post. Got in on the ground floor so to speak.

  23. snowocean84

    ![gif](giphy|WqpWNCtPlauchQljqd)

    Guys gonna end up getting sponsored

  24. SayRomanoPecorino

    This has been an amazing journey to witness. Hats off!

  25. Competitive_Ad_1800

    My absolute favorite message from this post is basically “don’t fuck with people on Reddit.”

  26. miseryenplace

    ‘Cook/chef staff’ 🤮 🤮 🤮

    Don’t you dare fucking talk about my people you fucking r/LinkedInlunatics

  27. pottedPlant_64

    I love all the warnings about redditors 😂 haven’t heard “flamed” in a while

  28. spuriouskiwi

    god i’m invested, my show is getting so good

  29. Easy_Show_5535

    I feel part of such a niche group to be one of the OG followers. Guys I’m not even a CHEF. I don’t belong here 😂

  31. VGK9Logan

    My theory is that u/F1exican has been a Philadelphia employee from the start and this was all a marketing tactic. And all the chives he’s cut have gone into the cream cheese