Brazilian “sushi cup”



by patwknd

40 Comments

  1. No-Sail-6510

    I wouldn’t eat anything served to me by those nails

  2. danfish_77

    It’s a lot of cream cheese but it’s not that different from eating several rolls, or even some poke bowls I’ve seen advertised. Might be good for r/SushiAbomination though

  3. Fast-Opening-1051

    I already have a bit of a hard time with sushi (I gotta have soy sauce all the time with it) so this would probably make me wanna curl up and cry

  4. nacholibre711

    Meh it’s not too bad. Those poke bowl places are all over now and it’s mostly the same thing.

    Should have been japanese mayo or spicy mayo instead of all that cream cheese though.

  5. Buck4phat

    Those god damn nails tho

    ![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)

  6. Does not look like sushi grade salmon but maybe im wrong.. and missing the nori too ..

  7. joey_patches

    They’re always telling on themselves by not even taking a bite at the end.

  8. spiritus-mortis

    Gluttony under the guise of Japanese cuisine! Auggh the nails too…

  9. Meander061

    I tapped out after “Brazilian.” I knew it would be insane.

  10. Pale_Law3975

    Looks like something they’d try to make in Iowa

  11. Nasty. Took out everything possibly healthy about sushi, and multiplied the bad.

  12. Sea_Ad_5872

    I think she is a good home cook but that recipe is ass lmao

  13. I love sushi, i can eat sushi every day
    .
    Thank you for making sushi look absolutely disgusting.

  14. Icy-Variation6614

    Do her nails add the secret seasoning? Because I wouldn’t want anyone being that close to the food with fake nails like that.

  15. Senor-Marston389

    Imagine gulping down THAT much raw salmon. Thinking of it alone makes me sick.

  16. I don’t see what’s so bad about this?? It’s pretty much sushi you can eat with a spoon.

  17. cheshie_cabbit

    It’s a poké cup. Could be made much better either way quality fish, not dousing in cream cheese, more variety and care in the layering and ingredients though.

  18. clarksworth

    This certainly isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen with Brazilians and cups

  19. Inexpensive_Coffee

    ![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)

  20. TheLostExpedition

    I had my doubts. But then I saw her. Never doubt a large person when it comes to good food.

  21. I have difficult taking the views of those whose fingernails limit their agency seriously

  22. dirkdregger

    Not even sure if the salmon is even sushi grade. 🤮

  23. Serotoninneeded

    Sick to my stomach that people can afford food like this and waste it. 🙁

  24. nudniksphilkes

    Oh no. That is absolutely not sushi grade salmon

  25. TheMoorNextDoor

    Didn’t wash the rice,

    Not the proper salmon for sushi.

    A bunch of bullshit in a cup that could actually get you very sick if not kill you.

    She should be arrested if this goes viral.

  26. RaymoVizion

    This feels like an act of war towards Japan.

  27. Sushi is about having minimal seasoning because you want to taste the freshness of the fish pieces. So wasabi and soya sauce are the only things you need.

    Why are you going to pour cream or mayonnaise on “sushi”? Basically defeats the purpose of having raw fish.

  28. Anxious-Spinach-420

    The way that the sauce was refusing to come out of the bottle at the end like it didn’t wanna be a part of this