restaurants just do anything these days



by Treefiddy1984

37 Comments

  1. 420viking024

    My god I hate that…. Fair enough if that’s what u like to do at home lol, by all means, but at a fancy restaurant where they’re probably charging you several hundreds and a kidney for it…. Ridiculous, genius money scam, but they should be ashamed of themselves lol

  2. Elementalginger

    Don’t play with your food at the table!!

  3. Sorry but if you can’t let me eat like a normal person, can you at least just pour it straight in my mouth? Assuming it’s probably a $40 serving

  4. Illustrious_Form3936

    That’s not food, that’s foreplay.

  5. glossolalienne

    There aren’t enough languages for me to adequately express how much I do not want this.

  6. Abject-Interaction35

    There is no hope. There is only stupid.

  7. Borninblack82

    This is just getting ridiculous maybe rename the sub to demented food as it just gets sillier and sillier the more we go on.

    I dread to think what it’s gonna be like in 10 years time.

  8. bird9066

    I don’t know man. Licking chocolate off body parts seems like something I’d rather do at home.

  9. SkylordN

    Honestly i think its kind of impressive that they’re able to do stuff like this and convince influencers and rich idiots that that is what high class dining is.

    I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if half these restaurant owners do it to laugh at them.

  10. thebamboozle517

    Okay. I’m just gonna take myself out back behind the barn. If anyone hears gunshots, no worries, it’s just me shooting myself in the face.

  11. Hiraeth997

    What is this restaurant? This is the second video I’ve seen of someone getting melted chocolate poured over their hands and rubbing it in. Who keeps going there??

  12. honeybun567

    ![gif](giphy|TyQnr2VDbR63ALjEHk|downsized)

  13. modsaregh3y

    And these rich toddlers maintain this vapid consumption.

  14. Somehow “Stupid” just isn’t enough to describe this scene

  15. dilzebub

    ‘We did it guys! They’re actually eating out of their own hands! For $60 a pop! LMFAOOO’

    Or do you reckon it’s marketed like how fragrances smell different on different people? It tastes different off different peoples hands? (Depending on where they’ve been haha).

    I’d like to think it’s an experiment though, to see what ridiculous things they can get pretentious people to do.

  16. chibi2537

    In this restaurant: Owner’s poorly disguised fetish.

  17. pipeuptopipedown

    By now my first thought is that not only is this trend stupid, isn’t it passé already?

  18. TheManEatingSock

    Not everyone is delicous, this restaurant is really gambling here.

  19. Flying_Octofox

    pouring it into the hands is stupid enough, but rubbing it all over like handsoap is certainly another choice

  20. Metalhead1686

    I played with my food when I was a kid because I didn’t know any better. I’m not doing this as an adult.

  21. MrIMendez

    At first it sounded like she said this tastes like “abuelita”

    ![gif](giphy|BEBkhdMsDbE5i)

  22. CylonSandhill

    There’s a reason they appear to be the only ones in the restaurant

  23. ShadowElite86

    Ugh, hands are so gross, I don’t care how attractive you are. 🤢