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Someone absolutely butchered my favorite knife with the sharpener


Someone absolutely butchered my favorite knife with the sharpener

by BardroytheButler

44 Comments

  3. BurntSawdust

    Straight to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Skip your next turn, quit your life, go to Costa Rica and get injured in a hang gliding accident only to come back and still be hated by your boss.

  6. postmodest

    Whenever “America’s Test Kitchen” rates a new sharpener, a demon gets its horns.

  9. MotorFood5002

    Curious if you know what type of knife sharpener they used??

  12. AggravatingChair8788

    Chef I’m pretty sure this was done on purpose

  13. CrimsonAntifascist

    ![gif](giphy|fQDTz5jI1L6G9uupab|downsized)

  15. Ancient-Chinglish

    find them and make them chop chives every day with it

  19. BeautifulAvailable80

    That was taken home and ran across grandpas bench grinder. They hate you.

  20. Been3Years

    That’s hard core. You have to work to do that.

  22. Savior_Atreia

    I know nothing about sharpening knives, but I feel like it shouldn’t looked like that….
    (Seriously how the fk????)

  23. LovelessSenpai

    Someone’s buying a new knife before they find this one in their car’s tire lol

  24. anonymous-anon-sos

    What coworkers have you told that this is your favorite knife? 🤔

  29. Half_Line

    A knife was found at the scene of the crime, but no sign of the murder weapon.

  30. That-Current7873

    I had a global knife once that I really liked and my ex used it to cut up dog bones and then lied to me about it. 

  32. thePHTucker

    It used to be a Santoku. Now it’s a Santo-kan’t

    I’ll see my way out.

    Sorry for your loss, chef.

  33. imissmolly1

    Find who did it, borrow their favorite knife and open a #10 can.

  36. Difficult_Cheek_3817

    why was someone else sharpening your favorite knife?

  37. Square_Ad849

    I see you work with the same rocket scientists I did.

  40. discordianofslack

    Did they run it through a pull-through for 8 hours straight? Your co-worker might be consuming a lethal amount of meth.

  41. After-Barracuda-9689

    I’m not in any way a professional in the kitchen and even I know how to sharpen a knife.

  44. Lambesis96

    Is the knife actually yours or does it belong to the restaurant you work at and its just your favorite of the ones there??

    If it actually belongs to you that merits an ass kicking. At the very least they should have to replace it with a new one of equal value.