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If I didn’t hate corned beef before, I certainly do now.
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If I didn’t hate corned beef before, I certainly do now.


If I didn’t hate corned beef before, I certainly do now.



by rustydoesdetroit

48 Comments

  5. SEA_CLE

    Believe it or not this is an average size corned beef sandwich.

  7. goatnxtinline

    I also hate when I get my money’s worth… How dare they not skimp out on the beef

  8. halazos

    Besides the probable stroke that one could hav after consuming that, how the hell do you actually eat it?

  11. lexm

    Carnegie deli in NYC (and others around the city) used to sell big ass sandwiches and they didn’t look half as good as this one.

  12. WeirdSysAdmin

    Should be served in a bowl like that without the bread but instead with a big fat rye roll on the side you can tear pieces off to eat with the meat.

  13. Mattclarkcomedy

    he may be the most annoying person in America tbh

  15. parkerkudrow

    Shame too because it looks like excellent corned beef

  16. AlRoakerAlTheTime

    dude why do people make sandwiches that are larger than anyone’s mouth could possibly be? I have always felt that like negates the point of a sandwich. I will die on this hill.

  17. Wide_Ad5549

    Have you considered putting some corned beef in a blender and liquefying it, then pouring that over the top of the sandwich?

  18. MD-Hippie

    Man just make the sandwich smaller at your table and eat the extra meat. Corned beef and cottage rolls (corned ham/pickled ham) are bomb af

  19. NidhoggAlpha

    OP, why do you hate corned beef? Corned beef is amazing. This looks amazing.

  20. Zestyclose-Leader926

    Give me a fork. It would be pretty easy to get the sandwich to a more manageable size and eat the excess corned beef on the side.

  21. t3h_KiNgKoNg

    Makes me a bit queasy just by looking at it.

  22. Choice_Dig_4672

    They’re running corn beef for me. And I LIKE CORN BEEF.

  23. DANleDINOSAUR

    I don’t hate corned beef, I just hate people who do this.

  25. Ok-Wrongdoer-5176

    Not going to act like I wouldn’t eat this, just put a much less significant amount of beef and I’m fully sold.

  26. Negative-Break3333

    With today’s beef prices? Sandwich probably costs $40.00

  27. wizardrous

    Don’t blame the corned beef. It’s not its fault it’s being disrespected and abused like this.

  28. lastersoftheuniverse

    Looks like my grated beets I eat every day

  29. SP203

    Is there anything else you’d like with your sandwich? Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people

  30. papillon-and-on

    FYI corn isn’t a verb. Not in my world!

  31. AdResponsible678

    Oh God. My stomach hurts just looking at that.

  32. DGAMotherF

    Is this Mandark from Dexter’s Laboratory?

  36. Bob_12_Pack

    Put most of it in a carry-out container and you’ll have enough for like 8 more sandwiches when you get home.

  38. Hellstorm901

    I’ve got a question I don’t know I want the answer to. That white liquid on top, is that some sort of sauce added to the corned beef or is that liquified fat

  39. Rising_path_music

    If I ever hear “humdinger, baybie” I might 💀

  40. UsefulEagle101

    That is *not* stupid in the least! That is delicious.

  41. Jiminyfingers

    UK corned beef is very different to US corned beef. That looks more like pastrami 

  42. pupberlik

    What was the point of cutting it in half?!? We could already see what it looked like from any angle

  45. SurotaOnishi

    I hate unnecessarily tall sandwiches. I don’t understand how you’re supposed to eat them.

  46. Username_Redacted-0

    Fuck you, that looks amazing… (also really want a Ruben now)

  47. R4FTERM4N

    Tony Hinchcliffe doing this now?

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