She tried to make carrots for her lunch. She really is just quite bad – love her though.
by burgerbingbettuce
32 Comments
Worldtraveller45
That’s why you’re sick right now
jeffnorris
Just ban her from the kitchen for ya’lls safety 😂🤣
AloneFirefighter7130
I hope you have smoke alarms installed in the house
alwaysmorecumin
Does she think she has to kill the carrots before eating them? Common mistake, but they’re harmless. Hope this helps
SnarkyOtterBob
Drop the recipe queen
Mudhol3
Hope you got some MREs stashed away somewhere brother. Sending prayers 🙏
PugGrumbles
Is she aware that she can cook things at a temperature level lower than the surface of the sun?
thecakebroad
Is this also the pancakes in bed queen? Bless her heart
Switchbladesaint
She’s probably not even bad at cooking, she just doesn’t understand how to properly use heat as a tool. This is pretty common among home cooks.
Edit: nvm I just saw the hotdogs with pineapples and blueberries. I rescind my statement
TennisPleasant4304
I’ve never seen burnt carrots before. Impressive.
2morrowwillbebetter
Does she know you’re posting here ?
Sammalone1960
Wife used to burn shit all the time. She just never paid attention to times and temps. Siri set a 6 minute timer. Alexa set a 20 minute timer. Get her some help and it will save you money on groceries. Lmfao
missilefire
How do you fuck this up? Does she have the oven set to Surface of the Sun?
bycats75
Bless her heart! She tries and I love her for that.
Outrageous_Emu_5105
I knew this lady who thought if she didnt burn her food she would be afraid to poison people with undercooked meals… I kid you not
Thermal-pasties
Dare I ask what that was?
Steelwraith955
I’m guessing her timer is the smoke detector. 😉
Squidgyboot123
She should go for a career in funeral services, because she’s already got the cremation part perfected.
Soaring_Gull655
Don’t think from your tone that the glaze is actually chocolate. Seems to be more of a temperature chosen vs time allotted issue.
ClubControlla
Have you considered buying her a cookbook? I hear ‘How to Cook Everything: The Basics’ by Mark Bittman is great for the truly hopeless chef. You can buy it cheaply second-hand
Chin0la
Are we married to the same person?
mkstot
I’ve seen this before. She should pay specific attention to what she’s cooking, and only that.
nbury33
Honestly, impressive
KenTitan
eating those carrots will provide you more carcinogens than a pack of cigarettes
Heavy-Studio2401
Everyone starts somewhere. Best of luck to her.
EmployerUpstairs8044
Oooooh chocolate peanut butter rounds!!!!
Vegetable-Hippo-2971
Hello? What is on the left! Is that grapes and salmon? Or are those the tiniest fingerlings I’ve ever seen?
ArDee0815
Tell her to look up low temperature cooking, as well as steaming and crock pots. They‘re incredibly low effort cooking methods.
No more burned carrots. It hurts my heart. 🥲
You can fry up steamed veggies to give them that singe without having to worry whether they‘re done yet. That way you just have to stop frying once they‘ve achied the proper color.
TeaMugPatina
What’s the…dark stuff?
EnkiduTheGreat
Buy this unfortunate soul a steamer basket. I love a sautéed carrot, but this shit looks plain. Steamed is the way if that’s the case.
Frequent_Mix_8251
I’m going to cry tell her that it needs flipping
Apprehensive-Ant2141
She can still turn it around. My cooking was nothing to write home about for the first few years of marriage. Now, I’ve become an intuitive cook and I nail it about 90% of the time.
32 Comments
That’s why you’re sick right now
Just ban her from the kitchen for ya’lls safety 😂🤣
I hope you have smoke alarms installed in the house
Does she think she has to kill the carrots before eating them? Common mistake, but they’re harmless. Hope this helps
Drop the recipe queen
Hope you got some MREs stashed away somewhere brother. Sending prayers 🙏
Is she aware that she can cook things at a temperature level lower than the surface of the sun?
Is this also the pancakes in bed queen? Bless her heart
She’s probably not even bad at cooking, she just doesn’t understand how to properly use heat as a tool. This is pretty common among home cooks.
Edit: nvm I just saw the hotdogs with pineapples and blueberries. I rescind my statement
I’ve never seen burnt carrots before. Impressive.
Does she know you’re posting here ?
Wife used to burn shit all the time. She just never paid attention to times and temps. Siri set a 6 minute timer. Alexa set a 20 minute timer. Get her some help and it will save you money on groceries. Lmfao
How do you fuck this up? Does she have the oven set to Surface of the Sun?
Bless her heart! She tries and I love her for that.
I knew this lady who thought if she didnt burn her food she would be afraid to poison people with undercooked meals… I kid you not
Dare I ask what that was?
I’m guessing her timer is the smoke detector. 😉
She should go for a career in funeral services, because she’s already got the cremation part perfected.
Don’t think from your tone that the glaze is actually chocolate. Seems to be more of a temperature chosen vs time allotted issue.
Have you considered buying her a cookbook? I hear ‘How to Cook Everything: The Basics’ by Mark Bittman is great for the truly hopeless chef. You can buy it cheaply second-hand
Are we married to the same person?
I’ve seen this before. She should pay specific attention to what she’s cooking, and only that.
Honestly, impressive
eating those carrots will provide you more carcinogens than a pack of cigarettes
Everyone starts somewhere. Best of luck to her.
Oooooh chocolate peanut butter rounds!!!!
Hello? What is on the left! Is that grapes and salmon? Or are those the tiniest fingerlings I’ve ever seen?
Tell her to look up low temperature cooking, as well as steaming and crock pots. They‘re incredibly low effort cooking methods.
No more burned carrots. It hurts my heart. 🥲
You can fry up steamed veggies to give them that singe without having to worry whether they‘re done yet. That way you just have to stop frying once they‘ve achied the proper color.
What’s the…dark stuff?
Buy this unfortunate soul a steamer basket. I love a sautéed carrot, but this shit looks plain. Steamed is the way if that’s the case.
I’m going to cry tell her that it needs flipping
She can still turn it around. My cooking was nothing to write home about for the first few years of marriage. Now, I’ve become an intuitive cook and I nail it about 90% of the time.