[NSFW] My bacon started to firm up towards the endby Previous-Potential70 18 Comments SupriseCum 6 hours ago  Distinct-Goal-9199 6 hours ago It shrinks up so fast, ask me how I know bradlovesbacon 6 hours ago WHAT UP!!! tucker_sitties 6 hours ago Would you describe this as egg shaped? Dave_the_lighting_gu 6 hours ago Rub it for a few minutes and it will go flaccid again. TerraCetacea 6 hours ago Do bake it so it stays straight or fry it so it curves a bit? _ernpac 6 hours ago If you run your tongue….sorry tongs…up the underside it will crisp up. CoatStraight8786 5 hours ago Never seen dick bacon before. jonpictogramjones 5 hours ago That’s a huge piece of meat. Too big really. Wayyyyy too big. Am I right fellas? looptarded 5 hours ago Add spit, cook for 1-2 mins by shaking in your hand. You’ll know it’s done, all the oil will come out. And that’s how you cook cock bacon Massive_Look8179 5 hours ago 🤤 CrunchyNippleDip 5 hours ago No wonder they call it cranking hog. Wonderful_Price2355 5 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/cib6om533q1g1.jpeg?width=2481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e02c9d62f931e7e308bb3ee36c244f5bc91c6ebWear protection! eye8theworm 5 hours ago  DDenlow 4 hours ago Its very phallic! Nice! bmd201 4 hours ago r/mildlypenis crackysack69 4 hours ago  VaWeedFarmer 4 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/8ru4lx31aq1g1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354c73dd189afabd2bf48ddc9c9b798421584633
jonpictogramjones 5 hours ago That’s a huge piece of meat. Too big really. Wayyyyy too big. Am I right fellas?
looptarded 5 hours ago Add spit, cook for 1-2 mins by shaking in your hand. You’ll know it’s done, all the oil will come out. And that’s how you cook cock bacon
Wonderful_Price2355 5 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/cib6om533q1g1.jpeg?width=2481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e02c9d62f931e7e308bb3ee36c244f5bc91c6ebWear protection!
VaWeedFarmer 4 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/8ru4lx31aq1g1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354c73dd189afabd2bf48ddc9c9b798421584633
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It shrinks up so fast, ask me how I know
WHAT UP!!!
Would you describe this as egg shaped?
Rub it for a few minutes and it will go flaccid again.
Do bake it so it stays straight or fry it so it curves a bit?
If you run your tongue….sorry tongs…up the underside it will crisp up.
Never seen dick bacon before.
That’s a huge piece of meat. Too big really. Wayyyyy too big. Am I right fellas?
Add spit, cook for 1-2 mins by shaking in your hand. You’ll know it’s done, all the oil will come out. And that’s how you cook cock bacon
🤤
No wonder they call it cranking hog.
https://preview.redd.it/cib6om533q1g1.jpeg?width=2481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e02c9d62f931e7e308bb3ee36c244f5bc91c6eb
Wear protection!

Its very phallic! Nice!
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