But also, maybe let someone else sharpen the knife if you’re just gonna try to murder it haha

by realaccountissecret

18 Comments

  1. LilSebastian_482

    If your towels aren’t see-through, “ULINE”

  2. esprit_de_corps_

    What exactly are we cutting with the knife in the top left? The renal artery of another inmate??

  3. Wolfhart_Kaine

    I find it oddly remarkable that I’ve never worked in a professional kitchen a day in my life, and other than being a somewhat competent homecook, I have no real interest in the field.

    Yet, since I somehow arrived here for the Daily Chives Saga, I have become familiar with everything on this post.

    I drink deep from the r/KitchenConfidential lore and it’s weirdly soothing to the soul. And mildly irritating.

  4. Etheria_system

    Should I be concerned that I recognise each of these knives?

  5. DJicecreamkohn

    ![gif](giphy|muNcDSuINVr1e)

    My towel is almost invisible

  6. Much-data-wow

    Once, I worked at a place that had a whole ass 3rd party company come and exchange knives every other week. We knew we had to find them all when he rolls in hollering ITS CUT A BITCH WEDNESDAY FUCKERS! TIME FOR A SAFE SHARPS EXCHANGE!

    any other time before that I just brought my own knife. I’m not trying to bruise my basil.

  7. SnooChickens5252

    I have some gnarly knives in my workplace, they’re either missing a point or are bent somehow.

  8. What’s funny in my kitchen is, that the one knife, that has no tip anymore, is the best blade. Because nobody uses(d) it. I Love it

  9. No_Structure_9283

    FUCKING REMY WITH THE SMOKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  10. gingerbreadninja1

    I love having a tattered white kitchen towel as our flag. How appropriate on a metaphorical level. Its beautiful 🫡

  11. BoneYardBirdy

    Don’t forget that random pan or utensil that is your favorite and you will bite anyone that tries to take it.