This year, I didn't want to make seitan turkeys for the clients of my vegan catering service, so I sent these pictures to them, thinking they wouldn't like them. Twenty Sheilas sold in 30 minutes. Tomorrow I make Tom the Seitan Turkey; Sheila needs a boyfriend 🍆🌭😁
by EmotionWild
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Oh damn, is that supposed to be a human torso? lol
It freaked me out
big tiddy seiturkey
Nsfw lol, looks delicious
Getting some Tender is the Flesh vibes.
it looks like an Among Us crewmate 😭
Damn, Sheila is *stacked*
It is certainly disturbing but I’d like to try it.
Took the sub name literally, I guess
That looks like something you’d buy to fuck.
Looks too real and gelatenous for me to consume. But looks too good like I’d believe you if you said it was wax melts. Feeling conflicted and impressed
I feel like your kitchen needs to be audited
[Everywhere I look something reminds me of her](https://youtu.be/3mMmFf_QXcU)
Oh dear!
Tonight we havin ~~Tofurkey~~ Turkussy
The Venus of Turkendorf
I need a detailed recipe please.
Pic number 3 looks like Thanksgiving at Ed Gein’s place.
Pause
Those nipples are gigantic.
👁️🫦👁️
Did it also taste like a penis?!