my slavic ass husband requested that i present his pizza for judgement: the sauce is a layer of hellman’s mayonnaise and a drizzle of ketchup, topped with mozzarella, corn, and pepperoni
please note i am appalled by this creation and will NOT be imbibing
by wickedishrag
26 Comments
I’d absolutely try it
Corn on pizza is next level, stoner addition. It is damn good!! Especially with pepperoni. Now ketchup is a negative because ketchup is already sweet and corn already does that.
Ketchup on pizza alone is a crime. Ketchup and mayo! Just arrest him now!
Shivers. If you just hit an Irish Goodbye at the bar and staggered past this, a person could very likely sober quickly upon the ketchup, Mayo and corn triggered an immediate gag reflex.🤢🤮
Germany called. They want their “Mississippi style” pizza back
Sweet fancy Moses!
Good cook, good pepperoni, I vote to acquit
>a layer of hellman’s mayonnaise
I could do the corn but not the ketchup
Imbibing? Is this pizza actually liquid??
My Ukrainian friend told me his mom makes something similar and he loves it.
Corn on pizza… someone has been hanging out in Japan lol.
Did it taste good, at least?
That is a death penalty pizza
Hello! What the actual fuck
For the mayo alone:
Beautiful pizza.. wait what?? Oh god.. no..
Please..no
I would smash
Corn and pepperoni: 👍
Ketchup and mayo: 🤢
is your huspand polish
I would try it. But know this… I would hate it and you while I’m eating it.
“straight outta Hell, man….s……….mayonnaise”
You may need a new husband. That one seems defective.
Did anyone ever make skillet pizzas with tortillas, ketchup, mozzarella, and hot dogs? The ketchup caramelizes.
Not guilty, I’d make that vanish in less than a min