I'm a lazy and broke human who needs calories to survive

by rudebutts

49 Comments

  1. rudebutts

    Half a cup of rice, can of mixed veggies, 5 hot dogs, 1 chicken boullion cube, pepper, Tajin, garlic powder, and Louisiana Garlic Lovers cooked on white rice mode. Toss in a can of mushrooms (no sodium added, of course) and leave it on warm until you remember you made food you should eat. Makes 2ish servings

  2. Fickle-Secretary681

     Looks good!!  Mix it with red beans next time

  3. NeatStrategy6658

    Good news, this isn’t shitty food

  4. Nah that looks good. I gotta try using the rice cooker like that.

  5. Ok_Zookeepergame5141

    My mother used to make us something similar, hotdog fried rice with an omelets on top. I would cover it in ketchup and devour it. Delicious!

  6. PolakoPolakovic

    Looks like proper food. Wrong subreddit.

  7. weirdoldhobo1978

    My rice cooker has been a clutch player when I’m having a tough time and struggling to maintain good habits. I know I can still feed myself with something that’s relatively healthy and still easy to make.

  8. Nitrofox2

    Nah man, this does not qualify. I want that in my face hole now

  9. GentrifriesGuy

    This ain’t shit. But pray for your toilet.

    ![gif](giphy|zbyE0sDeW4z3W)

  10. minbinjin

    A+ from me. Rice, sausage, veg plus seasoning is my go to all summer bc the rice cooker doesn’t heat up my place

  11. Drew_zero

    Looks delicious to me. I’d hammer down on that shit.

  12. crisscrossed

    i literally made this the other day with a bunch of leftovers and it was so much better than i thought it would be

  13. CreeepyUncle

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    This looks awesome!

  14. DrDentonMask

    Not a fan of mushrooms, but diddlydang if that doesn’t look pretty. I’d be all over everything else!

  15. Zak_the_Wack

    I’ve learned from my mom that throwing a bunch of things together can often be better than a pre-made recipe

  16. I’d eat that. It genuinely looks delicious.

  17. presidentkokoro

    Looks delicious! A little bit of hot sauce and this stuff is comfort food.

  18. neverenoughmags

    Vaguely similar to Puerto Rican rice I’ve had with Vienna sausage and pigeon peas.

  19. taylorthestang

    You unlocked a huge childhood memory for me. This was one of my family’s struggle meal and it always hit, I totally forgot about it until now so thank you. Gonna remake this asap

  20. ImClankedUpNGL

    This is not shifty food, I would eat this too

  21. SpiketheFox32

    Rice and bullshit is a perfectly acceptable meal.

  22. Commercial-Star-291

    thar doesn’t look shitty at all.

  23. ChefAsstastic

    ![gif](giphy|3ohzdIuqJoo8QdKlnW|downsized)

  24. TNH_Nightingale

    Keep it a buck, boss. This looks like Jagacida, just with a few extra stuff thrown in.

  25. TheRudDud

    I made something like this all the time when I was in college, “grocery outlet jambalaya” lmao

  26. BunnyLady91

    I love hot dog fried rice. Possibly the cheapest meal next to pb&j or grilled cheese.