I know it looks like ass…but I bet it tastes fantastic.
biinjo
Nothing about this is Dutch?
mystedragon
it looks bad, but it probably tastes okay
SpaceJackRabbit
It’s a hate crime but I’d still eat it.
avidbather
I’ll take two
Factemius
Looks like some construction material
Useful-Upstairs3791
The meat is honestly fine, it’s only problem is it isn’t distributed well. At best a misappropriation of toppings. The undefinable veggies are questionable but if they are mostly tomatoes and peppers that’s regulation pizza toppings.
The crust may be a legitimate crime though. Based on the picture it does not look like pizza dough, it looks like naan or pita. And that means it isnt really pizza. Making this a textbook case of pizza fraud.
I rest my case.
HelloWaffles
if this is a crime I’ll happily go to jail
MiserableCicada7390
Why does it smell like dog food
ChillPalis
It doesn’t look good, but it’s valid to me.
Comprehensive_Owl437
Looks ugly but probably tastes fire.
eternal_afropunk
Bruh! 🤣 I’m new here so that flair is taking me out! Whoever’s the topping distro, lock heem up! Fody years!
in1gom0ntoya
it doesn’t become pizza just because its in the shape of one. this isn’t pizza.
HKDONMEG
I love kebab pizzas (best ones I’ve had were in Germany), but this one looks like shit.
lostgravy
Boiled döner. That shouldn’t be allowed on any plate
sonialuna
I don’t consider doner or kebab pizza itself criminal but the presentation here is atrocious. Looks like they gave up before they even started. No attempt to look even remotely appetizing. To jail it goes
Interesting_Event_68
I wouldn’t feed that to my dog!
DavieStBaconStan
Nothing Dutch about that. It’s Turkish.
Avidain
I’m not even mad, id have one of those
garg0n01
Sorry to say, I’m smashing it
Old_Barnacle7777
Betting this tastes better than it looks. I also would call this more of a flatbread than a pizza. Not a crime.
Spoiledtoddlers
It’s only a crime because it’s not roasted enough
PrimalPokemonPlayer
Can confirm this tastes really good, this specific one just has the toppings distributed a bit weird
lovesuplex
This looks bomb. A crime only in the eyes of Pizza Topping Fundamentalists imho.
SlappyHotdog723
Straight to the electric chair. I didn’t not approve of this rat meat pizza.
anteater_x
Only problem I see is that flat ass looking dough
ddrub_the_only_real
would
Cedarcoal
Yeah, that meat literally looks like something I ate in a nightmare I had a couple years ago.
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I know it looks like ass…but I bet it tastes fantastic.
Nothing about this is Dutch?
it looks bad, but it probably tastes okay
It’s a hate crime but I’d still eat it.
I’ll take two
Looks like some construction material
The meat is honestly fine, it’s only problem is it isn’t distributed well. At best a misappropriation of toppings. The undefinable veggies are questionable but if they are mostly tomatoes and peppers that’s regulation pizza toppings.
The crust may be a legitimate crime though. Based on the picture it does not look like pizza dough, it looks like naan or pita. And that means it isnt really pizza. Making this a textbook case of pizza fraud.
I rest my case.
if this is a crime I’ll happily go to jail
Why does it smell like dog food
It doesn’t look good, but it’s valid to me.
Looks ugly but probably tastes fire.
Bruh! 🤣 I’m new here so that flair is taking me out! Whoever’s the topping distro, lock heem up! Fody years!
it doesn’t become pizza just because its in the shape of one. this isn’t pizza.
I love kebab pizzas (best ones I’ve had were in Germany), but this one looks like shit.
Boiled döner. That shouldn’t be allowed on any plate
I don’t consider doner or kebab pizza itself criminal but the presentation here is atrocious. Looks like they gave up before they even started. No attempt to look even remotely appetizing. To jail it goes
I wouldn’t feed that to my dog!
Nothing Dutch about that. It’s Turkish.
I’m not even mad, id have one of those
Sorry to say, I’m smashing it
Betting this tastes better than it looks. I also would call this more of a flatbread than a pizza. Not a crime.
It’s only a crime because it’s not roasted enough
Can confirm this tastes really good, this specific one just has the toppings distributed a bit weird
This looks bomb. A crime only in the eyes of Pizza Topping Fundamentalists imho.
Straight to the electric chair. I didn’t not approve of this rat meat pizza.
Only problem I see is that flat ass looking dough
would
Yeah, that meat literally looks like something I ate in a nightmare I had a couple years ago.