As a now authoritative figure on chives I can say that I have officially reached the point that I will always be disappointed in chives whenever I go out to eat.

by F1exican

24 Comments

  1. willworkforicecream

    The fucking audacity of these people.

  2. Swingline1234

    Cold man. Think of yourself 47 days ago.

  3. WaffleHouseGladiator

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    Fueled up. Crocs in sport mode. On my way, chef.

  4. seppia99

    You’re going to need a sizeable Air Force for taking down all of those towers!

  5. Twig_Scampi

    They must not know who they are dealing with.

  6. LordCat_

    Not even in your first day chef. Send them straight to the chive jail.

  7. FernandoNylund

    Bold choice. Do they even know who you are?!

  8. LordCat_

    We’ll get them chef

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  9. James_Money

    Go back there and show them what’s what.

  10. greenline_chi

    I’m so glad we got past chive-11 and are still able to have productive chive discourse

  11. NTFirehorse

    You are not just an authoritative figure on chives, you are THE authoritative figure on chives

  12. codydanielson

    If only these jokers knew who they were serving

  13. Otherwise-Mango2732

    Just imagine you chopped them and you’ll be more forgiving for the flaws

  14. EmmerdoesNOTrepme

    What in the *entire* WTC complex *is* that monstrosity‽

  15. mr_diggory

    Time to pull out the celebrity chef card. Chances are somebody in that kitchen knows who you are, tell them to treat you the way you deserve. You’ve earned it.

  16. Burst into the kitchen, unfinished plate in hand, and angrily ask them if they know who you are.

  17. earfeater13

    That pasta look pretty good tho

    ![gif](giphy|3PTNHhuwbEk12)

  18. SneakiBurrito

    Jesus Christ did they just rip a hand full of grass out the ground and throw it in your plate

  19. DeSlacheable

    Is your name pronounced Mexican, Fuexican or Flexican? I’m a huge fan, but can never post on the regular threads.

    Say it’s Fuexican.