Created/improved another new slop today. It’s oats, salt, corn, seaweed, MSG, soy sauce, chia seeds. A little bit too thick and could have even more soy sauce. Overall tastes edible/ok

by Stellaeono

41 Comments

  1. outscidr-

    This is an exercise in self hate. Learn to love yourself.

  2. SmilinBob82

    if you would have told me it was country gravy i would have believed you.

  3. thegiukiller

    You’ve created an abomination. Have a terrible day.

  4. confusedra2476

    I love savory oatmeal and even I find this off putting lol

  5. N7riseSSJ

    How did you make this? I eat grits a lot for breakfast and realized it doesn’t have enough nutrition in it. I put in chia seeds and have been doing that for a bit. But I think I need to start adding oats to it.

  6. canolafly

    Deer will come for miles to lick you. The MSG will make you taste even better.

  7. anklesnack

    Genuine question, how does that texture make you FEEL? Like emotionally?

  8. LazerBear42

    Ok Google how do I delete someone else’s Reddit post?

  9. what_could_gowrong

    This is the only slop that is more scary than AI slop

  10. Supper_Champion

    Man, the autism diet is so popular these days.

  11. lxghtbringer

    I want to go back to when I thought this was over spiced mash potatoes

  12. MasterBlaster4949

    ![gif](giphy|xT5LMEOYZGIqsiOmcM|downsized)

    🤣

  13. Why It behaves itself like a semi-solid 😭😭💔

  14. TheGauchoAmigo84

    What the fuck dude never show me this again

  15. Looks funky, but what if it was used as a batter instead of a porridge?

  16. Specific-Can7994

    Everyone’s so creative, good work on the slop honey, making a fusion dish between porridge and Asian ingredients was fantastic. Love you baby girl keep it rolling

  17. What did you do to the chia seeds?? This whole thing looks more like dragon fruit pudding than oats.

  18. Nothing-Matters-7

    Needs some ground up sausage and spooned over biscuits for a proper filling breakfast. breakfast.

  19. stonk_fish

    As a slop connoisseur myself, I would like to congratulate on some disgusting ass slop that even I would not dare to try. Hell, I’d throw it, and the bowl out together to ensure the tainted spirit of that abomination is excised from my kitchen entirely.

  20. DontBelieveTheTrollz

    Looks like gravy with a bunch of pepper. Honestly on toast I’d be down.