My family keeps telling me my daily diet belongs here
Yes those are uncooked oats
by tomnooklover
42 Comments
DD_33
Whats in the last pic of cottage cheese?
TheYallPolice
Ye who are weary come home
Various_Investment_2
Tell them they suggested the wrong reddit, you wanna post in r/amiautistic instead
nall667
Girl, the oats – are you a goat getting fed at the state fair? Cmon
HumpytheCardMonger
Last pic: the fact that you can watch House and still eat like this says quite a bit about you.
MomsBoner
It belongs inna mental institution.
I dont even know where to begin and im affraid to try.
anonypony1
And they’d be absolutely right.
Euphoric_Intern_3772
Tf happened to that carpet lol
PixelMist
Why are the chicken tenders on the ground?
Technical_Tea_1277
Ah yes a handful of uncooked oats for a snack
PhonyPython
This is chaotic. But from a health standpoint? It’s not the worst diet I’ve seen by far…
Lambesis96
Why you gripping that potato so hard bruh no ones trying to take it from you
40wetnoodles
This vexes me
5PixelNomad5
I can’t unsee this and now you must pay
SinkThick1269
Diet like a stray cat
Shadowpriest
Get some dark, leafy greens into your diet please.
MysticMarauder69
A fellow cottage cheese lover, I see. Welcome!
2ndharrybhole
Slide one actually looked good… then it went downhill precipitously
ofalltheginjoints85
Is that a plain baked potato?
MidnightOk8472
What’s wrong with you?
TheHammy_Sammich
….do you like food?
Obvious-Water569
+1 point for being a fan of cottage cheese.
-30 points for clutching a baked potato like an ice cream cone.
According-Buy9465
TENDIES on the ground!!!????!??
vaultie66
Why do you eat like an alien who doesn’t understand food yet
Mira-Huntrix
Yeah. Welcome to the sub.
_Cat_Alien_Thing_
HOUSE
Significant_Carrot81
Is that a couch, or a bench seat from a car??
The food is all a smash though.
adamsandlerspanglish
As someone who loves mustard but is forced to consume it with some sort of vessel…. I have definitely done the bread butter mustard before lol
dog_eat_dog
y’all got any dishes?
PlayerOneHasEntered
I’ve never seen the sad beige aesthetic as a diet plan. There is a first time for everything.
MsMoxieGirl
I actually also enjoy cottage cheese on toast, though I usually add sliced tomatoes (or cucumber) and Everything Bagel seasoning. Solidarity lol
PS: I’ve also always enjoyed dry oats. My mom used to keep them in a big tub in a low cabinet when I was a kid and I’d sit on the floor shoveling fistfuls into my mouth
Perp54
Is that a snacktato
AdStrange4667
I dip crackers in cottage cheese all the time. Cottage cheese on top of a baked potato is also top tier
operaisdead
we have eerily similar eating habits. tummyache survivor, autism, or both?
edit: wait okay the eel sauce thing might have changed my life, i usually do chili oil on my daily Massive Pile of Cottage Cheese but this truly might be my new favorite thing
Ok-Claim444
You eat like a medieval peasant wyd
directtodvd420
What happens to you if you eat something that isn’t beige?
cakeandcoffee101
You eat like a seagull
gitturb
Cottage cheese on toast is classic !
RockyMullet
Ok, I love cottage cheese as much as the next guy, but the fact it makes multiple appearances in the pictures makes me think cottage cheese might be a bit too involved in your life.
switchywoman_
Not a fruit or vegetable to be found. Tell me, how’s the scurvy?
42 Comments
Whats in the last pic of cottage cheese?
Ye who are weary come home
Tell them they suggested the wrong reddit, you wanna post in r/amiautistic instead
Girl, the oats – are you a goat getting fed at the state fair? Cmon
Last pic: the fact that you can watch House and still eat like this says quite a bit about you.
It belongs inna mental institution.
I dont even know where to begin and im affraid to try.
And they’d be absolutely right.
Tf happened to that carpet lol
Why are the chicken tenders on the ground?
Ah yes a handful of uncooked oats for a snack
This is chaotic. But from a health standpoint? It’s not the worst diet I’ve seen by far…
Why you gripping that potato so hard bruh no ones trying to take it from you
This vexes me
I can’t unsee this and now you must pay
Diet like a stray cat
Get some dark, leafy greens into your diet please.
A fellow cottage cheese lover, I see. Welcome!
Slide one actually looked good… then it went downhill precipitously
Is that a plain baked potato?
What’s wrong with you?
….do you like food?
+1 point for being a fan of cottage cheese.
-30 points for clutching a baked potato like an ice cream cone.
TENDIES on the ground!!!????!??
Why do you eat like an alien who doesn’t understand food yet
Yeah. Welcome to the sub.
HOUSE
Is that a couch, or a bench seat from a car??
The food is all a smash though.
As someone who loves mustard but is forced to consume it with some sort of vessel…. I have definitely done the bread butter mustard before lol
y’all got any dishes?
I’ve never seen the sad beige aesthetic as a diet plan. There is a first time for everything.
I actually also enjoy cottage cheese on toast, though I usually add sliced tomatoes (or cucumber) and Everything Bagel seasoning. Solidarity lol
PS: I’ve also always enjoyed dry oats. My mom used to keep them in a big tub in a low cabinet when I was a kid and I’d sit on the floor shoveling fistfuls into my mouth
Is that a snacktato
I dip crackers in cottage cheese all the time. Cottage cheese on top of a baked potato is also top tier
we have eerily similar eating habits. tummyache survivor, autism, or both?
edit: wait okay the eel sauce thing might have changed my life, i usually do chili oil on my daily Massive Pile of Cottage Cheese but this truly might be my new favorite thing
You eat like a medieval peasant wyd
What happens to you if you eat something that isn’t beige?
You eat like a seagull
Cottage cheese on toast is classic !
Ok, I love cottage cheese as much as the next guy, but the fact it makes multiple appearances in the pictures makes me think cottage cheese might be a bit too involved in your life.
Not a fruit or vegetable to be found. Tell me, how’s the scurvy?
Dog no one is forcing you to eat like this
bro eat a leafy vegetable