Ruler for scale, these chives were SLIM. Feel free to roast me.by Argietroglodite 43 Comments Fabulous-Avocado4513 10 hours ago Well done, Chef killerletz 10 hours ago Enjoy dinner, might wanna dry them better next time nobd22 10 hours ago Honestly these are the best chives I’ve ever seen. Crow_eggs 10 hours ago What are you making at home that requires a half foot of chives? MyGrowingAccount 10 hours ago Impressive for chopping with a ruler Late-Brick4647 10 hours ago Perfect, won’t see you tomorrow, honorary chef BreadfruitNaive9455 10 hours ago A competitor has entered the ring i_am_bruhed 10 hours ago F1exican needs to learn from this. Not_a_tasty_fish 10 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cdSee you at dinner Chef heyheyathrowaway485 10 hours ago Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue Lady_Chunderstruck 10 hours ago Perfect chives, Chef. 3string 10 hours ago As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths…. Smooth_Donut7405 10 hours ago Most perfect chives I’ve ever seen. TheDarbiter 10 hours ago These are beautiful and I would love to know what you’re making for dinner BungaloBilly69 10 hours ago Oh wow everybody look at this guy, this guy doesn’t even care… Clear-Addendum319 10 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309cenjoy your dinner, chef ncc74656m 10 hours ago Pretty good for not trying. Enjoy! Ok-Cardiologist4844 10 hours ago So brave… night-theatre 10 hours ago I don’t care….pulls out ruler. eirpguy 10 hours ago So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough. EmbracetheFear 10 hours ago I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery! concreteunderwear 10 hours ago Little wet for my tastes NTilky 10 hours ago u/KarmaKrazi we need your planes! stayonthecloud 10 hours ago I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives Travelmusicman35 10 hours ago Better looking than the other guys garyisonion 9 hours ago This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke SemajLu_The_crusader 9 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609angry Chives RespectTheTree 9 hours ago Get better lighting, chef FdotM 9 hours ago You rushed this one buddy…Eiffel towers everywhere ElConaprole 9 hours ago Yeah, these are really good chives. _cyna_ 9 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2dThat’s a whole headcrab Gunsparkles 9 hours ago And the war begins… Suspicious-Whippet 9 hours ago That’s not cut, that’s massacred, boi. pottedPlant_64 9 hours ago Looks like you cared, chef 😂 _Ross- 8 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef SolarisFalls 8 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9 lukewarmcaprisun 8 hours ago Are we a joke to you??? solid-mayonnaise 8 hours ago just one step away from becoming pesto Fabulous_Phase7249 8 hours ago Great work. xcvfxcxx 8 hours ago Enough psitaxx 8 hours ago They’re Perfect Chef al3x_ishhH 8 hours ago Perfect 🙌 certavi3797 7 hours ago Pack it up f1exican… someone beat you to it.
BreadfruitNaive9455 10 hours ago A competitor has entered the ring
Not_a_tasty_fish 10 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cdSee you at dinner Chef
heyheyathrowaway485 10 hours ago Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue
3string 10 hours ago As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths….
Clear-Addendum319 10 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309cenjoy your dinner, chef
eirpguy 10 hours ago So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough.
EmbracetheFear 10 hours ago I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery!
stayonthecloud 10 hours ago I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives
garyisonion 9 hours ago This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke
SemajLu_The_crusader 9 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609angry Chives
_cyna_ 9 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2dThat’s a whole headcrab
_Ross- 8 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef
SolarisFalls 8 hours ago https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9
43 Comments
Well done, Chef
Enjoy dinner, might wanna dry them better next time
Honestly these are the best chives I’ve ever seen.
What are you making at home that requires a half foot of chives?
Impressive for chopping with a ruler
Perfect, won’t see you tomorrow, honorary chef
A competitor has entered the ring
F1exican needs to learn from this.
https://preview.redd.it/8gvyahdr493g1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813e33fa7d186acf2b04619f3bc7e27f9e7532cd
See you at dinner Chef
Funniest outcome would be these chives being marked perfect while the other series is forced to continue
Perfect chives, Chef.
As a regular eater of food, I’m nervous to tell all these excellent chefs that I prefer my chives cut to 40mm lengths….
Most perfect chives I’ve ever seen.
These are beautiful and I would love to know what you’re making for dinner
Oh wow everybody look at this guy, this guy doesn’t even care…
https://preview.redd.it/jmcg8iz7693g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251383bb24e5b2f83f5369f5cce3800700a1309c
enjoy your dinner, chef
Pretty good for not trying. Enjoy!
So brave…
I don’t care….pulls out ruler.
So like sex, with chives there is only good and great. Don’t let the quest for greatness get in the way of good enough.
I’ve been bamboozled by an imposter, thinking I was super early. Trechivery!
Little wet for my tastes
u/KarmaKrazi we need your planes!
I have actually wondered what our hero /u/F1exican does with all those nicely-chopped chives, it’s a *lot* of chives
Better looking than the other guys
This made me giggle! I love the whole thing and the community adding to the joke
https://preview.redd.it/sy9z8vjsa93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1805b5edc400c24278b67a66c73fe693011e3609
angry Chives
Get better lighting, chef
You rushed this one buddy…
Eiffel towers everywhere
Yeah, these are really good chives.
https://preview.redd.it/g9qv326yb93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de39dc7a2d6247ac8d9e02a0cced7a330ebd4d2d
That’s a whole headcrab
And the war begins…
That’s not cut, that’s massacred, boi.
Looks like you cared, chef 😂
https://preview.redd.it/o50ykkqll93g1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9e612ba444a2b2459fa38aa6ac66703de9e2bd2
Don’t let anyone choke on that tree trunk there, chef
https://preview.redd.it/fh7pnw3vm93g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed1c9f6c0d070e63f6a6e17bbcc13e4b5635fb9
Are we a joke to you???
just one step away from becoming pesto
Great work.
Enough
They’re Perfect Chef
Perfect 🙌
Pack it up f1exican… someone beat you to it.