Pizza Crimes Mods being more pretentious than r/foodporn
This post from another redditor was NOT inappropriate. I demand a verdict. I demand justice!
by Fit-Suit-3782
16 Comments
Southern_Humor1445
That’s criminal af
SonTyp_OhneNamen
Ingredients overloaded, undercooked fries, whole olives that look to have been added after cooking, several runny sauces? If that’s not a crime then murder isn’t either.
6feet12cm
Eh. Pizza topped with fries is a thing.
Rigbyisagoodboy
I had to to a double take to tell if it was a pizza
PrincessImpeachment
They probably didn’t realize it even was a pizza. That looks nasty as hell.
Mordecais_Moms_Ashes
heyheychristiney
Those look like actual raw potatoes
Hey-Bud-Lets-Party
Pizza crime. It’s like when other culture to do their own version of a Cuban sandwich and it just end up tasting like 12 things that don’t fit together.
AuxiliaryPatchy
Guilty motherfucker
AmandaTheNudist
Anyone who follows this sub knows that *originality* is the real pizza crime. If you dare to put anything on that crust besides sausage or pepperoni, it’s straight to jail with you.
pwndabeer
It’s a double crime: the pizza AND the mods
dTrecii
The supreme court of pizza has failed us
We the mass must overthrow them and make our own version of justice
ASecularBuddhist
This is pizza. We have high standards.
spacegreninja
I believe this appeal should be heard and that OP does have a case for this pizza’s criminality. Guilty.
Fillmore80
Mods here will fucking ban you if you argue the pizza marinara isn’t a pizza for lack of cheese (or chess substitute). Get used to it.
RKScouser
I’m pretty lenient when it comes to pizza toppings (except the P fruit) but I can’t figure out this taste combination. Green olives, scallions, I think red cabbage(?), mustard aioli and fries? This is not just a crime by calling it pizza. It’s a gastronomic crime.
16 Comments
That’s criminal af
Ingredients overloaded, undercooked fries, whole olives that look to have been added after cooking, several runny sauces? If that’s not a crime then murder isn’t either.
Eh. Pizza topped with fries is a thing.
I had to to a double take to tell if it was a pizza
They probably didn’t realize it even was a pizza. That looks nasty as hell.
Those look like actual raw potatoes
Pizza crime. It’s like when other culture to do their own version of a Cuban sandwich and it just end up tasting like 12 things that don’t fit together.
Guilty motherfucker
Anyone who follows this sub knows that *originality* is the real pizza crime. If you dare to put anything on that crust besides sausage or pepperoni, it’s straight to jail with you.
It’s a double crime: the pizza AND the mods
The supreme court of pizza has failed us
We the mass must overthrow them and make our own version of justice
This is pizza. We have high standards.
I believe this appeal should be heard and that OP does have a case for this pizza’s criminality. Guilty.
Mods here will fucking ban you if you argue the pizza marinara isn’t a pizza for lack of cheese (or chess substitute). Get used to it.
I’m pretty lenient when it comes to pizza toppings (except the P fruit) but I can’t figure out this taste combination. Green olives, scallions, I think red cabbage(?), mustard aioli and fries? This is not just a crime by calling it pizza. It’s a gastronomic crime.