Dunno my domestic cat is fussy as fuck, his diet is a minefield to deal with. I think a tamed lion would only eat A5 wagyu, fresh bluefin tuna and grouse (in season) if given the chance.
SeaworthinessSalt524
Lion also eats it raw, try that. Fun fact, other carnivores need to eat way more meat than humans for the same amount of proteins and calories collected from it. That’s because cooking the meat makes it easier to digest, therefore we can digest more meat from the same amount, also the amount of energy required to digest cooked food is lower so we can have brains that are more advanced.
Surturius
the lion doesn’t concern himself with flavour because he doesn’t have a fucking choice, he’s a lion
2009impala
This is what I feed my dog when she is having stomach issues
Icy-Belt-8519
Why his being disciplined from flavour?
Im being disciplined from stuff thats bad for me, bit of an odd choice to be disciplined about 😂
Linorelai
No, it’s because the lion is a dumb fuck who can’t grasp the consept of cooking
Scary-Consequence985
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again The meta is to deprive yourself of all joy outside the gym so you become addicted to working out
FartAssButtButt
Eat it raw and off the ground like a real lion you undisciplined, limp-wristed BETA
Lostinfood
Oh! I’m Mexican and we cook one of the most amazing food in the planet and if that means that we don’t have discipline, ok, we don’t. And we don’t care.
A_Feltz
Literally 50% of a lions life is concern about flavour. The 50% is about the fine lionesses walking all around him on that savannah
Fredrick__Dinkledick
I bet if a lion found a salt lick in the wild it would take advantage of it, put some damn salt on it at least
Demonlord3600
Bro some hot sauce at least
Cookiedoughspoon
The eating disordered section of the body building community doesn’t like seasoning because it’ll encourage you to want to eat more. It’s unsettling, I hope teen boys aren’t being looped into it.
astrangeone88
Gym bro detected!
Food is not punishment, it should taste good.
And you aren’t Mr Olympia eating 20 000 calories a day so at least make it taste good.
elzibet
If you’re a lion, then eat it raw 🤡
Sweet_potato13_
I didn’t know condiments were too caloric for some people
thegreatpablo
The Lion doesn’t care about taste because it’s literally on the brink of starvation for most of its life.
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SAD
translation: i don’t know how to cook
Not stupid, just boring
Kitchencels are spreading
The lion is probably under the weight of a lot of socioeconomic problems and is trying to cope
The lion is afraid to use spices that aren’t Pepper and Salt
The lion eats a rice from a bag that looks suspiciously like the food my cat eats
Bodybuilders default meal. Every hour or so 🤣
https://youtu.be/uYHAR8Xzsyo?si=bxDMBv_JQGGAxP10
The lion has an eating disorder
Dunno my domestic cat is fussy as fuck, his diet is a minefield to deal with. I think a tamed lion would only eat A5 wagyu, fresh bluefin tuna and grouse (in season) if given the chance.
Lion also eats it raw, try that. Fun fact, other carnivores need to eat way more meat than humans for the same amount of proteins and calories collected from it. That’s because cooking the meat makes it easier to digest, therefore we can digest more meat from the same amount, also the amount of energy required to digest cooked food is lower so we can have brains that are more advanced.
the lion doesn’t concern himself with flavour because he doesn’t have a fucking choice, he’s a lion
This is what I feed my dog when she is having stomach issues
Why his being disciplined from flavour?
Im being disciplined from stuff thats bad for me, bit of an odd choice to be disciplined about 😂
No, it’s because the lion is a dumb fuck who can’t grasp the consept of cooking
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again
The meta is to deprive yourself of all joy outside the gym so you become addicted to working out
Eat it raw and off the ground like a real lion you undisciplined, limp-wristed BETA
Oh! I’m Mexican and we cook one of the most amazing food in the planet and if that means that we don’t have discipline, ok, we don’t. And we don’t care.
Literally 50% of a lions life is concern about flavour. The 50% is about the fine lionesses walking all around him on that savannah
I bet if a lion found a salt lick in the wild it would take advantage of it, put some damn salt on it at least
Bro some hot sauce at least
The eating disordered section of the body building community doesn’t like seasoning because it’ll encourage you to want to eat more. It’s unsettling, I hope teen boys aren’t being looped into it.
Gym bro detected!
Food is not punishment, it should taste good.
And you aren’t Mr Olympia eating 20 000 calories a day so at least make it taste good.
If you’re a lion, then eat it raw 🤡
I didn’t know condiments were too caloric for some people
The Lion doesn’t care about taste because it’s literally on the brink of starvation for most of its life.