It’s cheap deli meat. It’s the sort of thing you get thinly sliced and make sandwiches out of. It’s not the sort of thing you roast for thanksgiving dinner.
It’s made from bits of mashed up ham along with binders and fillers, pumped full of preservatives, and water added for weight.
i-like-boobies-69
Most commodity hams have a brine solution injected, this label is a bit more honest than most though.
Tenshiijin
Mmmmm watered ham.
TwoDrinkDave
Ideal for steaming.
koolman2
It’s Ham & Water product – that is, it is a product made of ham and water.
Probably tastes great on a cold cut sandwich.
ej1030
“Ham and water product”
dasfuzzy
Enjoy your full-fledged SPAM loaf dinner.
MYOB3
The more qualifiers they have to add, the further removed from actual food it is. Our favorite to make fun of is the “Potted meat type product” What the heck is that crap? Did they scrape it off the floor of the processing plant at the end of the day? The worker’s shoes? Add some spices and shove it in a can? No thanks!
danfish_77
“Is that ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.”
Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
This is gonna be nasty honestly, we would use this for ham sandwiches at a diner I used to work at. It’s spongy and only good with copious amounts of mayo.
TheBracketry
Work with what ya got, but that stuff is rough. It might be OK in casserole, cooked in baked beans, deviled ham salad?
LostAnxiety3229
Meat’s expensive these days. You’re kind of missing the entire point of thanksgiving.
FlyAroundInternet
Enjoy your baloney loaf.
moby17761776
This sub has lost all meaning.
TransportationOdd559
A water product!! 🤣 that’s crazy
ZylonBane
It’s three meals in one! You get ham, you get water product, and they throw in a portion of *ground* ham!
IKillZombies4Cash
I’m thankful on this day that we have a real turkey
preyforkevin
Thank god those coors originals have plenty of space.
Puzzleheaded-Round66
Deli ham.
YippieKayYayMrFalcon
This is ham like Kraft singles are cheese.
ironlocust79
Fancy Spam
Sea_Win_5973
Ultra processed Ham.
ecrane2018
Just a shitty ham you’d slice for deli sandwiches not a roasting ham
Scottamus
The label sorta implies 35% is neither ham or water.
ike_tyson
You got robbed of a proper ham experience friendo.
Violator361
Lunch meat
MN-
Ham flavored meat product
GuerillaGandhi
It’s for making ham water.
standardtissue
“This ham is so light and refreshing !”
independentbutneedy
Honestly, before you start poking fun (which is how’d I react), maybe it’s because that’s what they could afford this holiday.
So, the moral is: don’t be like me, cut your family some slack.
DropstoneTed
They got a parts is parts ham. Think – a ham-flavored jelly mold.
deafmanhearin
Maybe I’m uncultured swine- but this is the type of ham we always had for Thanksgiving and Christmas and I love them more than traditional ham
It’s not fancy, but pretty good scored with cloves in it and a canned pineapple juice/brown sugar glaze.
I wouldn’t shit on this, especially considering grocery prices today.
My vote- not stupid food.
jxj24
Hamoid loaf
Commentoflittlevalue
Mmm ham juice
Big_Casino1767
Cook it like a picnic ham. Score the top into a checker pattern. Rub with brown sugar and add some clove, cinnamon, paprika and top with pineapples and bake that bad larry in the oven
qtmcjingleshine
Still better than Josh and momma
Ilikecuttinggrass
There’s a lot of folks out there that would be extremely grateful to not only have that ham but also have a family to share it with. Years from now when you grow old, your heart will ache with desire to go back to this day and be able to eat this ham with those people. A little perspective and gratitude can change the way you view every aspect of the world. Thank your folks for the delicious meal when you are done eating it.
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It’s cheap deli meat. It’s the sort of thing you get thinly sliced and make sandwiches out of. It’s not the sort of thing you roast for thanksgiving dinner.
It’s made from bits of mashed up ham along with binders and fillers, pumped full of preservatives, and water added for weight.
Most commodity hams have a brine solution injected, this label is a bit more honest than most though.
Mmmmm watered ham.
Ideal for steaming.
It’s Ham & Water product – that is, it is a product made of ham and water.
Probably tastes great on a cold cut sandwich.
“Ham and water product”
Enjoy your full-fledged SPAM loaf dinner.
The more qualifiers they have to add, the further removed from actual food it is.
Our favorite to make fun of is the “Potted meat type product”
What the heck is that crap?
Did they scrape it off the floor of the processing plant at the end of the day? The worker’s shoes? Add some spices and shove it in a can?
No thanks!
“Is that ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it.”
Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
Thats goyslop
[Steamed hams](https://youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?si=uE2f5oCdu5gY5d1d) it’s an Albany tradition.
This is gonna be nasty honestly, we would use this for ham sandwiches at a diner I used to work at. It’s spongy and only good with copious amounts of mayo.
Work with what ya got, but that stuff is rough. It might be OK in casserole, cooked in baked beans, deviled ham salad?
Meat’s expensive these days. You’re kind of missing the entire point of thanksgiving.
Enjoy your baloney loaf.
This sub has lost all meaning.
A water product!! 🤣 that’s crazy
It’s three meals in one! You get ham, you get water product, and they throw in a portion of *ground* ham!
I’m thankful on this day that we have a real turkey
Thank god those coors originals have plenty of space.
Deli ham.
This is ham like Kraft singles are cheese.
Fancy Spam
Ultra processed Ham.
Just a shitty ham you’d slice for deli sandwiches not a roasting ham
The label sorta implies 35% is neither ham or water.
You got robbed of a proper ham experience friendo.
Lunch meat
Ham flavored meat product
It’s for making ham water.
“This ham is so light and refreshing !”
Honestly, before you start poking fun (which is how’d I react), maybe it’s because that’s what they could afford this holiday.
So, the moral is: don’t be like me, cut your family some slack.
They got a parts is parts ham. Think – a ham-flavored jelly mold.
Maybe I’m uncultured swine- but this is the type of ham we always had for Thanksgiving and Christmas and I love them more than traditional ham
It’s not fancy, but pretty good scored with cloves in it and a canned pineapple juice/brown sugar glaze.
I wouldn’t shit on this, especially considering grocery prices today.
My vote- not stupid food.
Hamoid loaf
Mmm ham juice
Cook it like a picnic ham. Score the top into a checker pattern. Rub with brown sugar and add some clove, cinnamon, paprika and top with pineapples and bake that bad larry in the oven
Still better than Josh and momma
There’s a lot of folks out there that would be extremely grateful to not only have that ham but also have a family to share it with. Years from now when you grow old, your heart will ache with desire to go back to this day and be able to eat this ham with those people. A little perspective and gratitude can change the way you view every aspect of the world. Thank your folks for the delicious meal when you are done eating it.