Lead restaurant supplied doordash photo, looks like a nightmare to me…
by BuoyantEntropy
21 Comments
greenjellol
a bit of this a bit of that ahh pizza
stevenip
What is the left pizza top right supposed to be? Lettuce and big slices of tomato? It looks like a really bad version of taco pizza.
Somebodsydog
It’s like “Quatro Stagione”, but without the “stagione”…
syncopated56
I’m sure they’re just rearranging parts of each full pizza, so it’s really just showing that you can buy by the slice. I would prefer a full pie, but other folks would be interested in this. Case should never have been bound over and should be dismissed with prejudice.
greenjellol
4 seasons ahh pizza
CatLordCayenne
There’s a Vito’s pizza near me. Idk if they are a chain and this is like the one in my town, but they sell pizza by the slice or whole. Those slices are from different pizzas, I think it’s just showing you that you can order a little bit of whatever types of pizzas you want if you wanted to. They don’t make the pizzas like that (if it’s the same as the place I’m talking about)
portstarling
its looks so depressing
rawmeatprophet
Half and half pizzas are already bad enough, this is straight up assault.
consumeshroomz
Damn they bothered to add all the slices together to show them off but didn’t bother to heat them up so the cheese doesn’t look hard and congealed. That should say everything you need to know. The pizza will be fine. Not great. Just fine.
SkeetSkeetBangBang77
Flashy-Club5171
Looks cold
DoctorHelios
This alleged crime is more about the presentation than the actual pizza.
Because this is an actual restaurant, you’d expect better photos.
This looks unappetizing, but it is not a crime to have lousy presentation skills.
IndieVamp
Pretty sure that’s a promotional photo to show off their different pizzas, not an actual pizza they sell, so I would say not a crime.
inevitabledoomcute
No it is not gonna be fresh
MyPaddedRoom
I would eat part of it
GramsFuneralPyre
I’ve seen way worse on here that people defend, so there’s that.
nickcash
Yes.
dm_me-your-butthole
no because its obviously multiple seperate pizzas posed together
CoolZooKeeper
Vito: Eeehhh we ah gotta put a picture of the pie on the internets
Dom: Eeehhh I got it big Vito
Cuts 7 pizzas and slides then together, pulls out flip phone.
Mission accomplished
ahhafahq
Nope
chrissymad
No cause this is like the Saw version of Papa John’s and Pizza Hut except I think Jigsaw would still make a better pizza than whatever this AI/poorly photoshopped nonsense is.
21 Comments
a bit of this a bit of that ahh pizza
What is the left pizza top right supposed to be? Lettuce and big slices of tomato? It looks like a really bad version of taco pizza.
It’s like “Quatro Stagione”, but without the “stagione”…
I’m sure they’re just rearranging parts of each full pizza, so it’s really just showing that you can buy by the slice. I would prefer a full pie, but other folks would be interested in this. Case should never have been bound over and should be dismissed with prejudice.
4 seasons ahh pizza
There’s a Vito’s pizza near me. Idk if they are a chain and this is like the one in my town, but they sell pizza by the slice or whole. Those slices are from different pizzas, I think it’s just showing you that you can order a little bit of whatever types of pizzas you want if you wanted to. They don’t make the pizzas like that (if it’s the same as the place I’m talking about)
its looks so depressing
Half and half pizzas are already bad enough, this is straight up assault.
Damn they bothered to add all the slices together to show them off but didn’t bother to heat them up so the cheese doesn’t look hard and congealed. That should say everything you need to know. The pizza will be fine. Not great. Just fine.
Looks cold
This alleged crime is more about the presentation than the actual pizza.
Because this is an actual restaurant, you’d expect better photos.
This looks unappetizing, but it is not a crime to have lousy presentation skills.
Pretty sure that’s a promotional photo to show off their different pizzas, not an actual pizza they sell, so I would say not a crime.
No it is not gonna be fresh
I would eat part of it
I’ve seen way worse on here that people defend, so there’s that.
Yes.
no because its obviously multiple seperate pizzas posed together
Vito: Eeehhh we ah gotta put a picture of the pie on the internets
Dom: Eeehhh I got it big Vito
Cuts 7 pizzas and slides then together, pulls out flip phone.
Mission accomplished
Nope
No cause this is like the Saw version of Papa John’s and Pizza Hut except I think Jigsaw would still make a better pizza than whatever this AI/poorly photoshopped nonsense is.