“a quick pizza for the kids” – poor little guys



by gnaBear

26 Comments

  1. The way my jaw dropped when the “cheese” squares went on 😭 I guess I shouldn’t have been so surprised

  2. SmellyScrotes

    This gotta be rage bait, every part of it sucks

  3. Of all the things Germany has historically done….this is not so bad but its still pretty bad

  4. Schemen123

    Jfc.. using metal on a none stick, cutting tomatoes with scissors, oild, choice of ingredients…

  5. icedragon71

    Germany’s second biggest crime against humanity.

  6. MinaretofJam

    She must be American living in Germany. Look at the kids names at the end. Makes much more sense now.

  7. Lower-Carpenter8770

    She never hold a knife in her life,and just learned to use scissor yesterday after watching tiktok

  8. Fluid-Row8573

    A frozen pizza would have been tastier, healthier, easier, and faster

  9. cptvpxxy

    As pizza this is horrifying, but as a weird quesadilla? I’d honestly probably try it.

  10. KrisKrossKringe

    I gagged at this. The ketchup…ewww

  11. I visibly gagged when she put tortilla into the oil

  12. Cool-Ice2749

    Damn no hearts for Celine

    Also why does sandy get such a huge piece ._.

  13. Effective_Coach7334

    The crucial question is: Was the last topping mayo or ranch?

  14. CZ2128Delta_Nazarick

    My first exposure to Christmas music this year was a video of a woman making a weird pizza for her kids. Strange

  15. nikolapc

    Actual pizza with a good base bread you can buy at a supermarket is faster.

  16. The plastic cheese and ketchup sauce I can forgive, these are kids after all, they might even prefer them to the real stuff.

    But a non-stick or lightly oiled pan would’ve been sufficient for toasting the meats and tortilla.

  17. DaGoddamnBatguy

    What did those kids do to deserve this punishment?