I feel like this belongs here. May all of your knives be this sharp!

by AtheistDickhead

24 Comments

  1. 2spooky2dooty

    Looks like a tuna knife/sword not a katana.

  2. A-Moron-Explains

    That’s for butchering tuna not a true katana. Badass nonetheless.

  3. Next_Specific7924

    Love the little huff of approval from the older gent at the very end there

  4. DreadPirateZoidberg

    I can’t believe they left the stickers on the kiwis.

  5. LilSebastian_482

    Can this man come sharpen my Stanley branded knives?
    /s
    Edited to add the sarcasm tag…figured that wasn’t necessary, yet here we are.

  6. mccarthybergeron

    Was kinda hoping it would cut through the table…

  7. bduxbellorum

    Not remotely a correct way to grind a convex sword profile, but seems fine for a flat beveled tuna knife.

  8. Has nothing to do with working in a kitchen or with cooking but yeah, feels like it belongs here, whatever

  9. TyrKiyote

    The older asian man in the back is doing the hard work of looking stoic, enigmatic in his judgement until you are already certain you’ve done a good job.

  10. Spurned_Seeker

    And now the edge is dinged and you have to start all over. Nice.

  11. rixbury2023

    And that’s how you ensure it’s the safest knife in the world!

  12. Ok_Watercress_7801

    ![gif](giphy|Hyf7Jq841JazS|downsized)

    Amateurs

  13. _UrbaneGuerrilla_

    At that friends, is how to make a fruit salad.

  14. CrunchyCrochetSoup

    ![gif](giphy|dyjrpqaUVqCELGuQVr|downsized)

    Me cutting chives with it like

  15. Vishnuisgod

    Great, do pig carcases now.

    Edit;
    A proper katana has a human body rating.
    Usually 1-5.
    But because we aren’t allowed to use dead body on the battlefield, pig carcases are a decent substitute.

  16. YetiorNotHereICome

    That’s a kind of sharpness that would remind/scare me about respecting my knife. One wrong move and I’d turn my knuckles to ribbons.